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lies i fuck hot bitches every nightOriginally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
like, 8 models at a time bro
seriously
edit- Igno is awesomeMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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well, i meant all the white people.Originally posted by Liquid Blue View PostOriginally posted by JeenyussComment
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ya i do that honkey shitMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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say what you want buddy, but no 33 year old is interest in a 22 year old for a real relationship, unless she is pretty pathetic. Furthermore doggy style isn't the position to get the most penetration, but good try.Originally posted by Soul Survivor View Post
For the all knowing god of sex, you don't seem to have much knowledge, and to be honest, because your writing style lacks any real sense, punctuation or correct spelling, it makes it seem like that much more of a joke. Good attempt to be Ruby, but onyl Ruby is ruby.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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we're not going to seriously devolve into using "ez nub" and play the "I know more about sex than you" game, are we
Nickname forget SS, tell us your now deflated, over-hyped story
seriously though I fucked both of your moms and they like reverse cowgirl the best
SS's mom doesn't swallow, she's not a good girl
ez nubMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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nickname, which one is it? I'd go with butterfly or doggy.5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
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the onyl 'butterfly' i use is a butterfly save in goal for hockey, i'm probably calling the butterfly something differen...
What i've read, and from experience, the deepest is when she's on her back, legs straight up int he air, you're leaning, but you're legs are straight back, arching at your waist. I'm not explaining that well, but it's not you're legs to the side, it's them straight back behind and underneath you.
doggy style is probably close, but if shes got any sort of big ass or big thighs there gonna be in the way, unless she's got her legs spread on a pretty decent angle. one sec, gonna see if i can find a link.
ok, i couldn't find anything that didn't have a million pictures, so linking to anything is not going to happen, but everything i just read, again, points to this position as the deepest.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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i usually get the deepest penetration when im in halfway to my elbow and doing the alphabet in sign language
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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^^
Died laughing.Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.Comment
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great. now that my girlfriend posts on these forums i can only watch and not contribute.
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1upedOriginally posted by Zeebu View PostThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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and whose fault is that? I totally warned youOriginally posted by Jerome Scuggs View PostUSA WORLD CHAMPSComment
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fuck that noise jerome, you gotta be all like
" so last night i was balls deep in this russian bitch..." and just go all out
if she gets mad at you, blame Nickname for STILL NOT POSTING THE STORY YET
see? dont punk out nowCurrent active users: Liquid Blue, sauvignonMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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