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    Meet the king of the internet:

    My most sincere apologies go to those who actually watch these things.
    My name is Kyle, used as a derivative of the Anglo-Irish Kylan, which itself is a derivative of the Gaelic Caolan, 'Slender'. I am a male of Celtic and Gothic descent, and though I do not remember my birth, I am told that it was 1953 years and 172 days after some Italians nailed a man to planks of wood for being relaxed and thoughtful. Whatever that may have been about, I live today in Massachusetts, a small area of a megacorporation I call the United States of Advertising. I spend much of my time predominantly with the Internet, though I am also a self-proclaimed writer of things that will never interest anyone. I occupy myself by being relaxed and thoughtful with the hope that I encounter no Italian carpenters.

    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Saerain
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    He has an incredible English accent, for someone living in the US
    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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    • #3
      this was on SA forums, it's hilarious. i can't watch it, i feel... ashamed
      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

      internet de la jerome

      because the internet | hazardous

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      • #4
        http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...0&pagenumber=4


        That's where I got it from Jerome, too hilarious to not bring here

        EDIT- Alright I can't even upload the pic to image shack, so go to the link and look at his prom picture, 5 posts from the top.
        Last edited by Liquid Blue; 03-24-2007, 12:42 PM.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
          He has an incredible English accent, for someone living in the US
          its a shit fake accent, why he puts it on i dont know, watched too much buffy and wants to be like the posh english guy in it?, i dunno his name as i diddnt watch much buffy.

          also, he seems like a pretentious dick.

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          • #6
            I wasn't trying to say the accent was real.
            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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            • #7
              Was that guy wearing elf ears ?

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              • #8
                George Bush Cauzed 911 Lol!
                Originally posted by Tone
                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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