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  • While I was away

    My internet just came on today, I have been afk for a bit since then. Here's the deal: link me to interesting threads (I dont feel like trolling 4+ pages of 'New Posts') and I will tell you what I did while my 'net was down

    Here we go
    -In the first stages, I just loaded up my internet cache and read old digg news
    -I re-watched classics, like Blues Brothers and Major Payne
    -I got so bored I loaded up Falling Sand Game and built an engine, complete with cooling systems
    -Sauvignon and I hung out
    -Pavement, C-mint, mr 21, sauvignon and I went to a party, we all got high and Pavement "played" beer pong (0-5) and got so fucked that he started chanting "ramen noodles" over and over for an hour
    -I re-watched classics, like Blues Brothers and Major Payne.. while high
    -I watched a movie on Comedy Central called SFW, it was intense
    -I got to drive Sauvignon's 2003 Honda Accord... I want one, so bad. To have instant response while hitting the accelerator (or, sadly, the brakes) is something I will dearly miss. And the turning radius... I didn't have to change from reverse to drive 8 times just to get out of a tight spot.
    -I had a really intense dream in which it was revealed to me that all Arabs can fly, and they all can smell fear, which sucked for me as I walked down a street and watched them on the rooftops, looking at me with their glowing eyes (catch an arabic dude in a room and turn the lights off, you'll see what I'm talking about)
    -I saw Blades of Glory, and paralyze was there I think, I parked near his car
    -I drove Melufa to a walmart because he had a flat tire. God I want to fuck him in the ass
    -I borrowed my dog's shock collar... nt
    -I pooped a pure shade of yellow, a first for me
    -I listened to MF Doom / King Ghidorah / Madvillain while high for the first time, and I must say, Madvillain's the... highest, I guess. I think he seriously puts hidden messages that only stoners can hear into his music, because it was alot different than when I was sober
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

    internet de la jerome

    because the internet | hazardous

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    http://www.myspace.com/swangin4s

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
      -I pooped a pure shade of yellow, a first for me
      I believe they call that Gold.
      duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

      Mattey> put me in corch

      zidane> go kf urself pork

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      • #4
        Still waiting for Blades of glory

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
          -I saw Blades of Glory, and paralyze was there I think, I parked near his car
          I was watching Shooter that day, amazing.. amazing movie.
          I saw Blades of Glory tonight, Will Ferrell was really the only reason i stayed in my seat, and Jenna Fischer isn't the hottest chick around, but goddamn she was hot in that outfit.
          Warning: Disconnected From Server.
          paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
          paralyze> and nice try
          Sleuth> WTF
          Sleuth> OK QUIET
          JuNkA> LOL
          Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
          Sleuth> SHHH

          Warning: Disconnected From Server
          Thoughts> u wish
          Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
          Vue> LOOL
          Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
          Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
          Sleuth> QUIET

          Warning: Disconnected from server
          abbot> ..
          Thoughts> LMFAO
          paralyze> ROFL
          Sleuth> stfu

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
            -I drove Melufa to a walmart because he had a flat tire. God I want to fuck him in the ass
            gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay
            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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            • #7
              lol, no offense but who the fuck cares.
              4:BigKing> xD
              4:Best> i'm leaving chat
              4:BigKing> what did i do???
              4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
              4:BigKing> ???? why though
              4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
              4:BigKing> xD

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              • #8
                <<<
                1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
                1: oar> yeah
                1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
                1: hed> and after dinner
                1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

                7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
                7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

                3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
                3: Nimesh> my sis does
                3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Fit of Rage View Post
                  gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay
                  From you, that's a compliment.

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