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help: (qg) (javs): i think my isp is stealing internet from me.
What's the difference between chopping an onion and chopping a baby? I cry when I chop onions. Type ?go Jav -Chao <ER>
MegamanEXE> Chao
MegamanEXE> I came from watching Hockey to say this
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Dress up as Muslims and hose them down.Originally posted by paradise!pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
1:Reaver> HELELP
1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS
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hotshot Kenneth Eng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4fjMhGn-I
This is a few months old, but the same guy made a video congratulating the VT shooter recently.
Fucking nutsoMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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LB, I got enough gas money for you to drive to the Netherlands and back, care to pick me up?
Seriously though.. I already dislike religion a lot, but I don't care about religious people if they just stick to their religion themselves.. but beat the crap out of these people!
LB, You should say that you're gay right before you punch them.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
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gay and jewishMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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It's Fred Phelps and his inbred family basically saying that every shitty thing that happens in America is because off God being angry at America for harbouring gay people and shit like that.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
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Originally posted by WikipediaWestboro Baptist Church (WBC) is a U.S. church group headed by Fred Phelps and based in Topeka, Kansas. It runs the website GodHatesFags.com,[1] and GodHatesAmerica.com, and other websites expressing condemnation of homosexuals, Roman Catholics, Muslims, Jews, Sweden, Canada, and other groups. The organization is monitored by the Anti-Defamation League,[2] and classified as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.[3][4] The group has achieved national notoriety in recent years due to its picketing of funeral processions for soldiers killed in combat, which functions as an extension of the Phelps' anti-United States beliefs.
While its members identify themselves as Baptists, the church is an independent Baptist church not affiliated with any known Baptist conventions or associations. The church describes itself as following Primitive Baptist and Calvinist principles.
The church bases its work around the belief expressed by its best known slogan and the address of its primary website, "God hates fags", and expresses the opinion, based on its Biblical eisegesis, that nearly every tragedy in the world is linked to homosexuality – specifically society's increasing tolerance and acceptance of gay, lesbian, and bisexual people. It maintains that God hates homosexuals above all other kinds of "sinners"[5] and that homosexuality should be a capital crime.[6]
Props to the people on this board that are showing concern to this matter (if you are picking Jeenyuss up, make a stop near Toronto first, I could use a ride). However, the Facebook group is advocating a peaceful solution to the situation, so please take that into consideration.duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole
Mattey> put me in corch
zidane> go kf urself pork
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Originally posted by project dragon View Posthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church
Props to the people on this board that are showing concern to this matter (if you are picking Jeenyuss up, make a stop near Toronto first, I could use a ride). However, the Facebook group is advocating a peaceful solution to the situation, so please take that into consideration.Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.
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Honestly, if one of you went up to Fred Phelps when he approached the stand to preach at the funeral and beat the living shit out of him, I'm willing to bet that God would forgive you.
Really.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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thats why I wish it could be resolved before the funeral
I'm all for beating the shit out of him but I don't want to do it during the funeral, that's fucked up
Last thing I want those parents to hear is " GOD HATES YOUR SON" or " YEA BEAT HIS ASS, KICK HIM IN DA FACE"My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Good old Freddy Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Baby-Punchers set up shop in Topeka, Kansas (about 45 minutes from where I went to college). They were picketing at my graduation ceremony with their signs and whatnot. They do it every year at all the area colleges. Anyway, during mine, three guys dressed up like gay bikers, complete with speedos, and proceeded to prance around them playing grab-ass. One of the guys had a jukebox blaring trance music. Pretty hilarious. If I remember right, one of the picketers got arrested for trying to tackle them/subdue them/whatever.
For europeans that need a visual for what a gay biker typically looks like:
PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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