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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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Midgets + People falling on their faces = thread-worthyMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I got tings in my socks
I just watched it again
it is still great
it's a summary of the internetMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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HAHAHAHA. A lot of good stuff there.
Anyone who has that song send it to me!! I fucking dig grime.Comment
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isn't there a thread called youtube?Comment
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Last edited by PolluX; 04-20-2007, 08:01 AM.some are wise, some are otherwise
1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
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I'm eating tandoori chicken *RIGHT NOW* OMG LOLComment
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Some people are retarded..Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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This is a bad idea theres too many retarded people on this planet already.
All these safety devices are helping them live longer, and because they are retarded they dont believe in birth control which means more of there retard ofspring, soon the only people left on this planet will be retarded eepf
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Retardation is the ultimate stage of human evolution. It's what the textbooks will say 3000 AD; that is, if the post-retards will care about books at all.2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE
2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head
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