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Well my sexy, 21 year old girlfriend is on her way, driving over to my place to pick me up now. We're going to her house, cook a little dinner, and fuck. That reminds me, I need to buy more condoms, we finished that pack of 12 she bought last sunday.
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Wowfree ghbOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grand -
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Who the fuck uses condomns with his girlfriend?Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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guys who don't want their girlfriend to wind up pregnant?
because birth control pills are 100%, right?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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Use a p-pill, p-shot, p-whatever.. It works unless you're 100% paranoid. Having a condom on is like trying to play TWL with thick gloves.Originally posted by Liquid Blue View PostDa1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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I do my own abortions.Comment
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The problem with condoms is the thin ones break, so why bother with them and the thick ones feel like you are fucking a rubber glove.
However I might add fucking a rubber glove is highly preferable to catching herpes or adding another illegitimate child to your collection.Rediscover online gaming. Get Subspace
Mantra-Slider> you like it rough
Kitty> true
I girl with BooBiez> OH I GET IT U PRETEND TO BE A MAN
Flabby.tv - The Offical Flabby WebsiteComment
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No protection is 100% safe.. I believe the Pill is something like 94%.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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playing subspace is pretty 100% safe way to make sure you don't ever have the opportunity to have kids.5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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it irradiates yo nutz!Originally posted by Jeansi View PostThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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i agree with duckroll on this one
Also, how much of her shit does he have to put up with? I'm gonna guess that figure is not negligible.USA WORLD CHAMPSComment
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I don't think sitting in spec actually counts as playing.Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View PostI beg to differ
carpe diemComment
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I use condoms with his girlfriend. I don't want to catch that shit he has.Originally posted by Noah View PostComment
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