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  • #16
    That's what you think. People would still go on pension at the lowest legally proposed age, just as today. It would take decades to raise the bar to a level that would ensure a stable economical equilibrium.

    edit: just like it is today, magnified by an arbitrary factor - the multiple of the difference between today's and tomorrow's life expectancy.
    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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    • #17
      In America we constantly raise the senior citizen age, but then again we are the best country and we don't believe in too many handouts.

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      • #18
        2027 - People extend life expectancy to 1000+ years
        2050 - Sars Mk II breaks out in China
        2055 - China quarantined from the world due to rapid infection from overpopulation.
        2065 - The Greater Eastern Asian area now quarantined due to the disease. Newly developed vaccine in short supply.
        2075 - Disease, now immune to vaccine, consumes most of the eastern hemisphere up to Europe and Africa

        So on and so forth.... We'll have the new black plague, most of us will die, and the world will reset. Sadly enough, this would solve most of our current problems, while creating a boatload of new ones.
        DELETED

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        • #19
          I could use ce like 900 times in subspace with 1 year ban each time and still have 100 years of good playing.


          Onto the story; Sounds cool.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by PolluX View Post
            It'S A braVE newww WOORLD!
            good book

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            • #21
              because i want to be 1000, so feeble minded that i have no idea who i am, and unable to physically do anything. Do you people not know ANY old people? Think about them, then x it by 10, how sad is that?
              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

              Originally posted by Richard Creager
              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • #22
                that guy would be a lot more credible if he could spell aging
                I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Izor View Post
                  that guy would be a lot more credible if he could spell aging
                  When did you become the expert on credibility? Or spelling for that matter.

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                  • #24
                    if we reach 1000

                    black men still won't have a life expectancy past the age of 35
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #25
                      lol LB

                      and imagine the prison space needed if we were to live 1000 years

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Xog View Post
                        lol LB

                        and imagine the prison space needed if we were to live 1000 years
                        youll be dead from aids anyway
                        I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                        I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                        • #27
                          you should probably do some of the tests required to nail down this new science phenom, Izor

                          take one for the team, I'm sure the treatment won't disfigure you any more than nature already did
                          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                          • #28
                            or ill just keep doing what i have been doing and ignore this entirely
                            I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                            I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                            • #29
                              I don't know you can't seem to keep your eye off Xog
                              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Izor View Post
                                that guy would be a lot more credible if he could spell aging
                                1. He didn't write the article himself
                                2. It's spelt correctly
                                USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                                ---A few minutes later---
                                9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                                9:Kim> UM
                                9:Kim> i didn't
                                9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                                9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                                9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                                9:pascone> lol?

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