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  • #1

    Phobias are cool

    Yea yea I'm insensitive to other peoples fears and shit, but it's funneh...



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    Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens. (haha...they bite and scratch? Ok if its bird flu..but proper goofy looking yellow thingies that you can barely restrain yourself from kicking ? C'mon!!)


    Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (this has got to be a goth-related issue. They are mean looking. The garlics, not the goths)


    Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. (or: The Bush Administration. Oh snap!)


    Ambulophobia- Fear of walking. (or: The American People. Oh snap #2! Haha no but wtf! Afraid of standing or walking. I bet some fat fucking couch fuck made this shit up)


    Anablephobia- Fear of looking up. (lmao this one would be perfect for Buggs Bunny's anvil setups. How the fuck does he sleep, head down ? Is that's a bird, is that a plane, someone call 911)


    Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers (true, those fuckers are nasty. Roses are red, violets are blue, get me the fuck outta here)


    Aulophobia- Fear of flutes (you know that this one was abused hard at the band camp. Now, the more important question here is: if you are a girl, and afraid of flutes, would you still give a blowjob ?)
    Originally posted by Disliked
    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


    Originally posted by concealed
    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
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    Originally posted by CrvenBan View Post
    Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens. (haha...they bite and scratch? Ok if its bird flu..but proper goofy looking yellow thingies that you can barely restrain yourself from kicking ? C'mon!!)
    There's a girl at my office (cute, but dumb as hell) who is deathly afraid of anything with feathers. No joke. It's hilarious. Won't even sleep on a feather bed or pillow.
    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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    • #3
      My girlfriend hates/fears coins in an insane degree.

      Sometimes a coin falls out of my pockets, or I put them on the table. If she sees it she yells at me to come and remove it out of her sight.

      She has actually thrown up because a coin weren't removed fast enough.

      She has the same thing for bellybuttons, I'm not allowed to touch mine or hers when she's around.

      Few minor quirks on an otherwise perfect girl
      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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      • #4
        I was speaking to a guy in uni today about phobias and he told me he was afraid of cheese.

        Cheese.

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        • #5
          I'm deathly afraid of moths. not butterflies, just moths. especially the medium sized grey ones that are common during the summer.

          what is that phobia called?
          TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
          TelCat> hoes get paid :(
          TelCat> i dont

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          • #6
            Hah crazy...Conc...if you'd glue 1 (one) feather to the office door, think she'd come in


            I love goodlooking (girl, inny) bellybuttons. Btw Noah, if you ever wanna kill her, just take her to Vegas....imagine the freakout at slotmachines...



            Mottephobia- Fear of moths. This one I get, freaky flying flapping things, ok cool, but:

            Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (how do you get to that stage of being afraid of a name ? Is it just first name, or last name, any name ? Imagine trying to pick up that chick in the bar:
            -Well hello there hot momma. My name is...
            -Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
            -what a bitch...

            or you're chilling, listening to radio...and then it comes:

            (thumpa thump thump thumpa thump)
            -My name is...
            -Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
            -My name is...
            -Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
            -My name is...
            -Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!)
            Originally posted by Disliked
            However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


            Originally posted by concealed
            when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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            • #7
              Flying insects :fear: bees, flyes, mosquitos...
              I'm not affraid of spiders or rats though :turned:
              A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

              Cyrano de Bergerac

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              • #8
                lol korven

                Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words, is my favorite, someone genius came up with that.
                Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                • #9
                  Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells - =/
                  Bibliophobia- Fear of books. - O.O
                  Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. - LOLOLOL
                  Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. - weird fucks
                  Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women. - Also known as homosexuality, or bad taste.
                  Chionophobia- Fear of snow. - Common in african-americans.
                  Cibophobia- Fear of food. - This is what Goddess doesn't have.
                  Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks. - HAHAHAHAHHA
                  Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. - LOLOLOL
                  Geniophobia- Fear of chins. - Those damn chins......
                  Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. - Lolol emos.
                  Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. - Interesting......
                  Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese. SEE (<o.o>) KIRBY (<O.O<) DANCE (>o.O>)
                  Judeophobia- Fear of Jews. - =(
                  Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables. - Most common in America.
                  Lutraphobia- Fear of otters. - Hey, they have sharp teeth alright?
                  Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope. - He's pretty scary looking.



                  And then I got bored.
                  What struck out at me most is that by the time I got to R on the list, fear of erect penis's was listed 3 times.[/u]
                  http://phobialist.com/
                  Last edited by Pummel; 04-27-2007, 05:31 PM.

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                  • #10
                    What the fuck happened to your post, Pummel?
                    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                    • #11
                      I have no fucking clue.

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                      • #12
                        # Arachibutyrophobia — fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. The word is used by Peter O'Donnell in his 1985 Modesty Blaise adventure novel Dead Man's Handle.[3] It had circulated, unattributed, in the Internet for some time until it landed at the CTRN Phobia Clinic website: "Working one-on-one with one of our team, with guaranteed lifetime elimination of Sticky Peanut Butter Phobia. From $1497 and up."
                        http://changethatsrightnow.com/probl...?SDID=301:1381

                        # Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia — fear of long words. Hippopoto- "big" due to its allusion to the Greek-derived word hippopotamus (though this is derived as hippo- "horse" compounded with potam-os "river", so originally meaning "river horse"; according to the Oxford English, hippopotamine has been construed as large since 1847, so this coinage is reasonable); -monstr- is from Latin words meaning "monstrous", -o- is a pseudo-Greek noun-compounding vowel; -sesquipedali- comes from "sesquipedalian" meaning a long word (literally "a foot and a half long" in Latin), -o- is a pseudo-Greek noun-compounding vowel, and -phobia means "fear".

                        I love wikipedia.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bioture View Post
                          I'm deathly afraid of moths. not butterflies, just moths. especially the medium sized grey ones that are common during the summer.

                          what is that phobia called?
                          ... you're fucking kidding me.

                          so am i.
                          Originally posted by turmio
                          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                          Originally posted by grand
                          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                            ... you're fucking kidding me.

                            so am i.
                            We are like brothers.
                            TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                            TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                            TelCat> i dont

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                            • #15
                              Hehe I was just watchng Scrubs last night, open balcony, after midnight, being lazy and sleepy...and I had a moth flying around me and in front me for the entire show. Then, not only that I didn't kill it, but I ignored it and went to bed.

                              How much money would it take for you two to do something like that ? :fear: :grin:
                              Originally posted by Disliked
                              However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                              Originally posted by concealed
                              when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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