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See, there are three kinds of people:
Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along
and dicks just wanna fuck all the time
without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes,
Chuck.
And all the assholes want
is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks
once in a while
because pussies
get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.
And if they didn't fuck the assholes,
you know what you'd get?
You'd get your dick and your pussy
all covered in shit.
or the everfamous:
Oh, no, we aren't. We're dicks!
We're reckless, arrogant,
stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild
are pussies.
And Kim Jong II is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks,
because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes,
assholes who just wanna shit
on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal
with assholes their way.
But the only thing
that can fuck an asshole
is a dick with some balls.
The problem with dicks
is that sometimes they fuck too much.
- Or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
And it takes a pussy
to show them that.
But sometimes pussies
get so full of shit
that they become assholes
themselves.
Because pussies are only an
inch and a half away from assholes.
I don't know much
in this crazy, crazy world...
...but I do know that if you don't
let us fuck this asshole...
...we are gonna have our dicks
and our pussies...
...all covered in shit.
Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along
and dicks just wanna fuck all the time
without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes,
Chuck.
And all the assholes want
is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks
once in a while
because pussies
get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.
And if they didn't fuck the assholes,
you know what you'd get?
You'd get your dick and your pussy
all covered in shit.
or the everfamous:
Oh, no, we aren't. We're dicks!
We're reckless, arrogant,
stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild
are pussies.
And Kim Jong II is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks,
because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes,
assholes who just wanna shit
on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal
with assholes their way.
But the only thing
that can fuck an asshole
is a dick with some balls.
The problem with dicks
is that sometimes they fuck too much.
- Or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
And it takes a pussy
to show them that.
But sometimes pussies
get so full of shit
that they become assholes
themselves.
Because pussies are only an
inch and a half away from assholes.
I don't know much
in this crazy, crazy world...
...but I do know that if you don't
let us fuck this asshole...
...we are gonna have our dicks
and our pussies...
...all covered in shit.
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