2012

[Hydride]

So I don't believe any of this retarded shit I see some people believe

I was on the website www.abovetopsecret.com when I was bored during computer class and I seen these threads about the year 2012 and thats when the mayans or something ended their Calender and the world is going to end in 2012, I personally myself don't believe a word of it
How about you all?

Do you give into it because you WANT to believe something like taht would happen, do you have any information to back up the fact it will end if youd o believe it will?


EDIT: Also about the guy, John Titor who said he was from the year 2032 or something. He came back in "time" to get a computer chip, he had pictures of him bending a laser point light (If I wasnt lazy I would post it) but I think it was just fiber optics, he flashed the light in and the light appeared to bend, or photoshop...

He said he put his time machine in a corvet I think it was, come on now... A fucking corvet? What a hoax this is that people WANT to believe. What do you think of this? Is it sad or good that people believe the world is about to end, and that John Titor actually came from the future

I'm not totally pro with astro physics but I thought theoretically it was impossible to travel backwards in time, you can only go forward?

I thought I might add: Wouldn't it be funny if all these retarded idiots started going out breaking the law in the hope the world would end in 2012, and then it didn't?

[PaulOakenfold]

I'm trying to dig up a link from the SA forums of a website someone made that would pull up articles from that site and just bash the hell out of it every day, because that website (the conspiracy one) deserves more than a 'Weekend Web' on SomethingAwful, it's just too hilarious.



Fuck my search-fu sucks.

[Dack Falu]

As some of you might have heard, some people believe that as 2012 looms nearer, us as humans will undergo a DNA change.

The myans predicted that on Dec 21, 2012 our current world would be destroyed and we will enter the new world. We also know that on Dec 21, 2012, we will allign with our galactic center. Although scientists don't know wht will happen, there are a few things that we know about the center of our galaxy.

Wew know that there is a supermasive blackhole at the center of our glaxy. We also know that in some instances of these blackholes, they shoot out and emit particles and radiation back into the universe.
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Here is another article describing the symptoms, that we will experience as we go through these changes.

http://www.luisprada.com/Protected/dna_changes.htm

I have personally experienced quite a few of these syptoms, as well as my wife. I had previously written them off as bad health or just plain exhaustion. Has anyone else experienced a few or more of these symptoms? I'm not saying that I am going through any dramatic changes at the moment, but I wanted to entertain the thought of this.

I would like to hear everyone's thoughts on the DNA change/Galactic allignment.

JackCash

I just hope they don't let conspiracy nuts procreate, or else we're really fucked.

[Reaver]

I just hope they don't let conspiracy nuts procreate, or else we're really fucked.

The guy who wrote that article is probably one of those people that are like "Holy shit...how do they know me so well?" when they read a fortune cookie.

[Noah]

These are the symptoms:

• Flu-like symptoms —high temperatures, sweating, aching bones and joints etc., but which do not respond to antibiotics
• Migraine headaches —severe pain that is not relieved with pain killers
• Occasional diarrheas
• Occasional runny nose —with sneezing which lasts 24 hours and is not a cold or hay fever
• Dizziness
• Ringing in the ears
• Heart palpitations
• Feeling the whole body vibrate - especially at night when one is in a relaxed state
• Intense muscle spasms —plus pain in the body, often the back
• Tingling - in arms, hands, legs or feet
• Loss of muscular power —in hands, caused by changes in circulation system
• Occasional breathing difficulties —and/or noticing stronger or louder breathing when in a relaxed state
• Immune system changes
• Lymphatic system changes
• Feeling tired - or exhausted from minor exertion
• Wanting to sleep —longer and more often than normal
• Toe nails and hair growing quicker than normal
• Bouts of depression for no real reason
• Delving into the past —and looking at relationships, gaining clarity on personal issues
• Feeling of a huge purge
• Tension, anxiety and high stress levels —because one feels that something is going on but doesn't know what is it

HOLY SHIT! I'VE FELT TIRED! MY DNA IS GOING TO CHANGE!

[Jerome Scuggs]

you'd think if the mayans knew anything they'd, uh, not been conquered

[genocidal]

Curse Michigan State for turning this retarded bullshit into every K debater's backup plan for a debate round that you're losing!

[MirrorriM]

I remember watching a video on the Mayans in 6th grade and it mentioned their doomsday prediction. Dec. 16(?), 2012. The only thing that creeps me out was how accurate they were in other predictions, time, etc. but of course that could all be debunked too.

I personally dont think anything is going to happen.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Curse Michigan State for turning this retarded bullshit into every K debater's backup plan for a debate round that you're losing!

Fuck K debates. Whatever happened to the good old days when a Said card and Realism would smash that hippie shit into the ground?

Oh, yeah, when people started rapping and speaking outside of the room to SMASH BOUNDARIES.

[DoTheFandango]

Einstein said that the world would end 5 years after the Bees went extinct.

Bees are dying at a catastrophic rate.

2012 is 5 years away.

[Scurvy]

you'd think if the mayans knew anything they'd, uh, not been conquered

walk into any native american owned casino and say that $$

[PaulOakenfold]

Pretty sure Mayans aren't running Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun.

[Jeenyuss]

Pretty sure Mayans aren't running Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun.

hah

[Hydride]

Einstein said that the world would end 5 years after the Bees went extinct.

Bees are dying at a catastrophic rate.

2012 is 5 years away.

haha that made me laugh
How about that John Titor?

The guy who bent light and all this shit

[SEAL]

John Titor was hilarious at that time. He geniously predicted some things. Very interestesting how he got those things right.

Afterwords...now, in 2007, even the believers have to admit it's all a joke and just well predicted..that's all.