A black woman sneezed in my hair on Tuesday and now I'm sick

[PaulOakenfold]

Jungle Fever

[Dack Falu]

Ah,
I
Dislike
Sneezing.

[PaulOakenfold]

It was really gross.

[Dack Falu]

As a mother and a fireman
I believe that
Disinfectant should be more readily available
So that people would not get sick.

[PaulOakenfold]

I didn't have any tissues or anything so I waited until I got back home and could deal with it in the bathroom and it was still clearly visible twenty minutes after the sneeze. It looked like someone shot a wad into my hair.

[Dack Falu]

Amazingly enough,
I shared a similar experience. Some
Dumb bitch sneezed right in my hair, I had to
Shave my entire head afterwards.

[Necromotic]

goddam dat is FRESH as FUK

[Squeezer]

Ah,
I
Dislike
Sneezing.

[Nickname]

nice avatar paulo!

[Jeansi]

You like mustard too, Nickname? Or are you more of an, eh, sausage-plain kinda person?

[PaulOakenfold]

Ease and I hunted this guy named Aide in elim yesterday for 5 games straight and got him to pop a blood vessel in anguish. It was the most fun I've ever had in elim.

[Nickname]

you still have Aids though

[Scurvy]

i've had a bird try to nest in my hair
then poop
then leave

i was at cedar point and people laughed at me.
but i was almost at the end of the line, and damnit, i rode the top thrill dragster with a shitty head.

[PaulOakenfold]

you still have Aids though

Jungle fever dammit

[PaulOakenfold]

Bucking bronco
Do doggy style with a girl then whisper in her ear that you have the aids. She'll try to get away so hang on!! The joke is that you actually have the infectious disease and have transmitted it to her.