What is wrong with being fat.

[T3l Ca7]

I wanna see updated TelPics

Since you asked for it ...

[IceStorm]

what is wrong with being skinny?

[Noah]

I'll finish your thought train for you:

In short, the perfect woman is a hot chick who has low self-esteem. All the overcompensation of personality traits you find in fat woman, but... you know, not fat.

Caveat: every 5 minutes you will have to say "no, you're gorgeous" when she catches a reflection of herself and sighs

Not true, not to sound like a bragging asshole, but my girlfriend is hot. I hear it all the time.

We've been together for 1 year and 7 months, and I've been building up her self-esteem since the get-go. Still it isn't at normal levels. She's super-nice and relaxed, and good at making food.

When I love her this much, it gets me depressed at times when she really displays her low self-esteem, I feel so sorry for her. She whines about ugly tits, at times even talks about getting implants (wtf, I love them, and there isn't a change in the world I'd like to do with them (except nasty stuff)), being fat and all other kind of bullshit. This makes me feel that I can't do my job as boyfriend properly because I can't build her up better.

In the long run, this becomes increasingly a bigger strain on me, because I get tired of always having to support her when she's being mean to herself.

[Liquid Blue]

telling you from experience chicks with low self esteem are clingy

stay away

more cushion for the pushin' eh LB?

I've never tapped a chunky girl, should probably try it out sometime

afraid of above though

[Squeezer]

I'll finish your thought train for you:

In short, the perfect woman is a hot chick who has low self-esteem. All the overcompensation of personality traits you find in fat woman, but... you know, not fat.

Caveat: every 5 minutes you will have to say "no, you're gorgeous" when she catches a reflection of herself and sighs

well....she's perfect if you're looking to get laid.

[Jerome Scuggs]

spot on, fat people just don't have the option of being rude /mean jerks

think about it

hot chicks and even "hot" guys are rude as fuck all the time, because they know they can get away with it; since they're attractive.


fat people on the other hand don't have that luxury, so they need to be nice alot of the time and usually have some other skill- be it cooking, humor or whatever. The fat people that are angry/rude/mean are lonely fuckers who eat their worries away and post topics on internet forums venting their rage about being plump

oh wait


I tried, I really did. I got like 4 days without jumping in, I'm proud of myself.

edit- 2 days, go fuck yourself

I'll finish your thought train for you:

In short, the perfect woman is a hot chick who has low self-esteem. All the overcompensation of personality traits you find in fat woman, but... you know, not fat.

Caveat: every 5 minutes you will have to say "no, you're gorgeous" when she catches a reflection of herself and sighs

[Jerome Scuggs]

I think telcat smokes alot of pot and then has these "brilliant ideas" which she posts on TWForums, much to our dismay.

I can be reasonably sure of this because I have learned not to post these types of threads, because what is "brilliant" to someone under the influence is in fact "fucking retarded" to normal people

But since TelCat can do it, here's a list of topics for you guys

-Machines: when will they strike, and how?
-Buddy Holly: if he didn't die, would he have been a headband-wearing hippie, playing Woodstock with his shirt off yet guitar still chest-high?
-Cheetos: best food ever?
-Gilmore Girls: why does this show make ones face feel like it will shed off?
-Finnish Metal: can someone tell these guys Rush became sort of un-cool like, 20 years ago?
-Murder: is it still murder if you think about it? Because like, if you create an idea, it can be followed by action. By creating the potential for action - i.e. thinking about murdering someone - are you a menace to society by creating a potential danger? Should we find a way to track people's ideas and pre-emptively arrest them before they can create a potential for danger?
-Minority Report: godamnit, don't you hate when brilliant stoner ideas you have turn out to be a major hollywood motion picture?

[D1st0rt]

more cushion for the pushin' eh LB?

[Liquid Blue]

fat people are nicer in general because they tend to compliment their plumpness with better personality traits. right?

spot on, fat people just don't have the option of being rude /mean jerks

think about it

hot chicks and even "hot" guys are rude as fuck all the time, because they know they can get away with it; since they're attractive.


fat people on the other hand don't have that luxury, so they need to be nice alot of the time and usually have some other skill- be it cooking, humor or whatever. The fat people that are angry/rude/mean are lonely fuckers who eat their worries away and post topics on internet forums venting their rage about being plump

oh wait


I tried, I really did. I got like 4 days without jumping in, I'm proud of myself.

edit- 2 days, go fuck yourself

[Emaho]

(You could always seduce me when I am totally, totally pissed drunk)

Never! No way!

[Ephemeral]

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat a bunch of damn rabbit food.

[Bioture]

fat people are nicer in general because they tend to compliment their plumpness with better personality traits. right?

[HeavenSent]

It was just a minor digression... lets resume and amuse the telcat. -_-

[Noah]

Good job turning this into another brainwashed religious thing, this thread was mocking a fat telcat. Way to ruin our fun holy-dudes.

[HeavenSent]

Fair enough.

:wub: