Write a few lines about the person above you

[Noah]

Likes absolutely everybody.

[Jerome Scuggs]

once had sex with vladimir putin's daughter because he didn't feel like paying for caviar

[Izor]

insists on posting pictures of his girlfriend and having conversations with her on forums, despite everyone's lack of interest. liberal that is worthless to society in general. could go on, but that would be more than a few lines and im lazy

[Singularity]

Poster boy of the new American image that everybody loves

[Jerome Scuggs]

not sure where he came from but very, very interested in him due to not spotting any real bad posts

edit: izor, check my post history, you'll see i have a very conservative streak (and hell check up on the conservative movement and you'll see my views are hardcore classical conservative) as well as maybe a few photos of my girlfriend posted, ever. you might want to check my girlfriend's username for photos of girlfriend. you're an idiot, please try not to de-rail this thread.

[Troll King]

Only recently discovered Izor's tenuous connection to the concept of "truth".

[Nickname]

The baddest mother you ever met. In real life goes by the name 'Sir Pimpsalot' and enjoys a feather bowa collection.

[Izor]

another lib, made even more useless to society due to the fact that he is canadian. I think his grandfather got shot off a boat in ww2, and when me and wark were really drunk we simulated that on super smash brothers..we got a good laugh out of it but really now I'm wondering if that makes me more of an asshole

not editing that, fuck you nn

[Ewan]

wark's bumbuddy

[deathking]

pronounced ea-won instead of anything else

[Superted]

Likes movies, breathing oxygen and converting protein intake into muscle energy.

[PH]

Overcame compulsion to masturbate.

[Izor]

needs to write hot or not

[megaman89]

needs plastic surgery

[Ward]

Obsessed with a mediocre-looking woman