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From EG.net forums, made me lol
http://www.extreme-games.net/forum/v...ic.php?t=16499
http://www.extreme-games.net/forum/v...ic.php?t=16499
Originally posted by EuRa
This story I am about to tell you is so fucking weird, I have no idea how to classify it, but it deals with EG, so you can all relate to it. Here goes:
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Friday, after I got out of work, I went to my mailbox to find a note that I have to sign for a certified letter or package. I figured the ride home from work today (Monday) would be a good time to pick it up, and I did just that. I received a letter for which I had to sign 3 different documents for. I walked outside, opened it up, and was AMAZED at what I read:
"LETTER OF DEMAND"
Didn't make any sense to me. It looked official too, from "Shannan Hannah", which also had a symbol next to it, making it looks like a law firm or something. I read on:
"This is a letter of demand for the amount of $5,000.00 (five thousand dollars) for discrimination and harassment and a violation of civil rights as you have broken the following Federal law as a moderator in Extreme Games."
WTF????? I totally knew right then what this letter was referring to:
http://www.extreme-games.net/forum/v...ic.php?t=16144
Then it goes on stating the "1983 Civil action for deprivation of rights." Im sitting in my car reading this thing, thinking of this thread, wondering what the hell this letter is? I read on:
"You are in violation of United States Federal Law which is the cause of this law suit. If these demands are not met within 30 (thirty) days legal action will be taken in the city of Port Orchard in the state of Washington for discrimination and harassment. You are not above the law. And you will be shown this TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE in this matter and your immediate attention is required."
By now I'm ROFLING. This can't possibly be real. The telephone number is all zero's. It's not from an attorny or a court. All it is, is a letter demanding money.
ROFL I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, LOOK:
The bitch actually took the time to look me up, made the letter, AND EVEN SPENT $6.49 TO SEND IT CERTIFIED!!!!!!
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Dear Toppy,
I'm sorry you feel the way a pre-pubescent teenage girl would feel after you were banned from EG for 1 day by yours truly. Thanks for making me feel special with the time and effort you put into your wonderful letter. Not only were you banned a day, but I made you spend time and effort, probably some gas, writing utensils, supplies, and six dollars and forty-nine cents in shipping and handling. Because of your efforts, this letter goes on my wall next to Christmas Cards from 2005, and just above my bowling pin.
Sincerely,
EURA*FAG
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Friday, after I got out of work, I went to my mailbox to find a note that I have to sign for a certified letter or package. I figured the ride home from work today (Monday) would be a good time to pick it up, and I did just that. I received a letter for which I had to sign 3 different documents for. I walked outside, opened it up, and was AMAZED at what I read:
"LETTER OF DEMAND"
Didn't make any sense to me. It looked official too, from "Shannan Hannah", which also had a symbol next to it, making it looks like a law firm or something. I read on:
"This is a letter of demand for the amount of $5,000.00 (five thousand dollars) for discrimination and harassment and a violation of civil rights as you have broken the following Federal law as a moderator in Extreme Games."
WTF????? I totally knew right then what this letter was referring to:
http://www.extreme-games.net/forum/v...ic.php?t=16144
Then it goes on stating the "1983 Civil action for deprivation of rights." Im sitting in my car reading this thing, thinking of this thread, wondering what the hell this letter is? I read on:
"You are in violation of United States Federal Law which is the cause of this law suit. If these demands are not met within 30 (thirty) days legal action will be taken in the city of Port Orchard in the state of Washington for discrimination and harassment. You are not above the law. And you will be shown this TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE in this matter and your immediate attention is required."
By now I'm ROFLING. This can't possibly be real. The telephone number is all zero's. It's not from an attorny or a court. All it is, is a letter demanding money.
ROFL I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, LOOK:
The bitch actually took the time to look me up, made the letter, AND EVEN SPENT $6.49 TO SEND IT CERTIFIED!!!!!!
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Dear Toppy,
I'm sorry you feel the way a pre-pubescent teenage girl would feel after you were banned from EG for 1 day by yours truly. Thanks for making me feel special with the time and effort you put into your wonderful letter. Not only were you banned a day, but I made you spend time and effort, probably some gas, writing utensils, supplies, and six dollars and forty-nine cents in shipping and handling. Because of your efforts, this letter goes on my wall next to Christmas Cards from 2005, and just above my bowling pin.
Sincerely,
EURA*FAG
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