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  • She Promises 40.000 Blowjobs

    http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

    Quote:
    I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

    It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

    This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

    According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

    Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.
    Insert image for button that reads "BLOW ME"

    update: apply to be my sex partner in my upcoming movie here

    Note: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life
    A good number have already signed up, "loooooool"

    EDIT: Wow I didn't know I could edit my own thread title by double clicking on it in Pub Chat. Applies only to threads by me.
    thread killer

    Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

  • #2
    I think there are 2 other threads about this already.

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    • #3
      Oh well.
      thread killer

      Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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      • #4
        It's already finished. A video was sent out to everyone who signed up of some Chinese girl miming giving a BJ.
        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
        ---A few minutes later---
        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
        9:Kim> UM
        9:Kim> i didn't
        9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
        9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
        9:pascone> lol?

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        • #5
          Total fake, she just made this party for the people who don't really want to vote, cause the blanco (you understand this word?) votes would be given to the other parties.
          Also this was just a promise she wouldn't fulfill, just like all the other parties do.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ewan View Post
            It's already finished. A video was sent out to everyone who signed up of some Chinese girl miming giving a BJ.
            Sounds hot, post it
            Originally posted by Ward
            OK.. ur retarded case closed

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