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  • #16
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #17
      Wow, Edward Scissorhand went to your school?

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      • #18
        Everybody in that picture looks super serious.

        Their lives must be hard.
        Originally posted by Tone
        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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        • #19
          lol scene kids

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          • #20
            emosexuals

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            • #21
              damn i've never seen so many of them together outside of a shitty rock concert. must be some sort of school for goths
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