MLB: Over or Underated?

[Lizard Fuel]

Derek Jeter - The next Pete Rose? (-Gambling) Next to 4000 hit club? At this rate yes. Result: Underrated.

Curt Schilling - Has come through in the clutch. Does age play a bigger factor than expected? I think so. Result: Overrated

Barry Bonds - Soon to be home run king. Steroids Scandal. Result: Overrated

Ken Griffey Jr. - Started his career like a beast. Would have easily topped Bonds in HR's, Ty Cobb in hits, etc. Injury Prone. Result: Undecided

Ichiro Suzuki - Has a rocket in his ass. Next Theif King? Hits .330 consistently. Result: Underrated

Tom Glavine - Stuck at 295 wins. Old. Still got it? Result: Overrated

Roger Clemins - Made a dramatic comeback midseason. Picked up where he left off last year...Mediocre. Mistake or Mission Essential? Result: Undecided.

I'll leave it at that for now. Feel free to debate any of my opinions and toss in a few of your own.

[phata$$]

Russell Martin. Russell Martin. Russell Martin.

[Facetious]

Mariano Rivera - Hippopotamus. Brackish. Result: Microwaveable.

Rich Harden - Turkey baster. Exquisite. Result: Slimy.

Milton Bradley - Gargantuan. Shakespeare. Result: Bananas.

Yovani Gallardo - Kentucky Fried Chicken. Bruce Lee. Result: The Beatles.

TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME MISTER

[Jeenyuss]

ahahahahah i still can't get over his name being milton bradley


lol

[PH]

Mariano Rivera - Hippopotamus. Brackish. Result: Microwaveable.

Rich Harden - Turkey baster. Exquisite. Result: Slimy.

Milton Bradley - Gargantuan. Shakespeare. Result: Bananas.

Yovani Gallardo - Kentucky Fried Chicken. Bruce Lee. Result: The Beatles.

TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME MISTER

This entire post is made of win.

[Lizard Fuel]

Mariano Rivera - Hippopotamus. Brackish. Result: Microwaveable.

Rich Harden - Turkey baster. Exquisite. Result: Slimy.

Milton Bradley - Gargantuan. Shakespeare. Result: Bananas.

Yovani Gallardo - Kentucky Fried Chicken. Bruce Lee. Result: The Beatles.

TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME MISTER

Ok, so this dickwad is above the rules since he enforces them. Too impatient to troll the forums to find proof, but I've seen you warn and ban people for contributing useless shit/derailing a thread. If its a game you want to play, then lets play. I dont like losing, hope ur ready.

[D1st0rt]

ahahahahah i still can't get over his name being milton bradley


lol

I watched him play against us in AA when we used to have season tickets to the Baysox in the late 90s

[PH]

Lance Berkman - Diet soda. Belt buckle. Result: Battleship.

Jake Peavy - Insulin. Large forklift. Result: Big Head Todd and the Monsters.

Prince Fielder - Meat loaf. Cellular phone. Result: Toy poodle.

Daisuke Matsuzaka - Chinese checkers. Self-addressed stamped envelope. Result: Ceiling fan.

Roy Halladay - Acoustic guitar. Conestoga wagon. Result: Kia Sorento.

Magglio Ordoñez: Trampoline. Cardboard box. Result: Texas hold 'em.

[D1st0rt]

whine whine whine veiled threat to forum admin whine whine whine

are you through?

[Centurion]

Rofl irl.

Thread of the Year Award.

[Facetious]

Nice, PH. I DO selectively enforce the rules, it's true. If you don't contribute ANYTHING to the forums, ever, I am much harsher on spam. Given that I do contribute, and this belonged in useless crap from the first post, I am going to cut myself some slack on this one.

Why was your thread stupid? Fine, I'll respond. I'll be on topic.

Derek Jeter - The next Pete Rose? (-Gambling) Next to 4000 hit club? At this rate yes. Result: Underrated.

Everyone thinks this guy is really good, but just doesn't like that after he makes a catch he spins around like a girl. UNDERRATED BY WHOM?

Curt Schilling - Has come through in the clutch. Does age play a bigger factor than expected? I think so. Result: Overrated

Who the fuck do you see saying that Curt Schilling isn't old as fuck? He's on the DL. He's old. OVERRATED BY WHOM?

Barry Bonds - Soon to be home run king. Steroids Scandal. Result: Overrated

"Steriods Scandal" is not a sentence. Everyone fucking hates this guy and knows he cheats, but he has hit a lot of home runs. OVERRATED BY WHOM?

Ken Griffey Jr. - Started his career like a beast. Would have easily topped Bonds in HR's, Ty Cobb in hits, etc. Injury Prone. Result: Undecided

Why did you just name a bunch of facts and then not even come to a conclusion? What the fuck?

Ichiro Suzuki - Has a rocket in his ass. Next Theif King? Hits .330 consistently. Result: Underrated

"Has a rocket in the ass"

Tom Glavine - Stuck at 295 wins. Old. Still got it? Result: Overrated

Tom Glavine? Overrated? What the fuck? He's amazing, he's old as shit and still pitching somewhat well. OVERRATED BY WHOM? What about him is overrated? What in the fuck are you talking about?

Roger Clemins - Made a dramatic comeback midseason. Picked up where he left off last year...Mediocre. Mistake or Mission Essential? Result: Undecided.

Spelled Clemens wrong. Again, didn't come to a conclusion.

I'll leave it at that for now. Feel free to debate any of my opinions and toss in a few of your own.

I maintain that my opinions made just as much sense as yours. Now stop cluttering up my funny thread.

Useless crap.

[phata$$]

ROFL. :w00t:

[Lizard Fuel]

Nice, PH. I DO selectively enforce the rules, it's true. If you don't contribute ANYTHING to the forums, ever, I am much harsher on spam. Given that I do contribute, and this belonged in useless crap from the first post, I am going to cut myself some slack on this one.

Why was your thread stupid? Fine, I'll respond. I'll be on topic.



Everyone thinks this guy is really good, but just doesn't like that after he makes a catch he spins around like a girl. UNDERRATED BY WHOM?



Who the fuck do you see saying that Curt Schilling isn't old as fuck? He's on the DL. He's old. OVERRATED BY WHOM?



"Steriods Scandal" is not a sentence. Everyone fucking hates this guy and knows he cheats, but he has hit a lot of home runs. OVERRATED BY WHOM?



Why did you just name a bunch of facts and then not even come to a conclusion? What the fuck?



"Has a rocket in the ass"



Tom Glavine? Overrated? What the fuck? He's amazing, he's old as shit and still pitching somewhat well. OVERRATED BY WHOM? What about him is overrated? What in the fuck are you talking about?




Spelled Clemens wrong. Again, didn't come to a conclusion.



I maintain that my opinions made just as much sense as yours. Now stop cluttering up my funny thread.

Useless crap.

And I thought it was all an act. You really are a dumb shit.

All statements made in my first post were my opinion that the general public Under/Overrates a specific player. Every single mention came to a clear and concise conclusion...My opinion. Then I welcomed other peoples opinions. And you had to garbage it up. Then people hop on the bash lizard bandwagon only cause everyone else is doing it, and makes you feel like a comedian. Dumb shit.

[Facetious]

The general public? You made up at random what the general public thinks, and then analyzed what you made up (except when you didn't analyze anything).

[Money]

agrEed on lizard fuel making NO SENSE