The art of drunk dialing

[SEAL]

Are you are drunk dialer?
Are you the HDD (happy drunk dialer) or the HDD (horrible drunk dialer) ?

Usually im the HDD, but unfortually I had to say to someone, obviosly wayyy to late at night, why i was actually happy that he didnt show up at a party. Im not going to appologize. I know i was drunk. And he knows i was drunk. Thruth was said, and recorded in the voicemail Luckely it's all in the HDD atmostphere though, so it's gonna be all good. Gotta love the drunk dialing!

Skip the blackberry, skip the nokia 95, skip the iPhone! Here's the best practical phone as of this date!! LG's Cellphone Prevents Drunk Dialing

It doesn't prevent Drunk Texting though. Which is even worse, because you tend to write things you'd not even say then when drunk.

[Pummel]

Next thing we know we'll be having cars that self-destruct when the sound of a beer bottle hitting something is made.

[Rudy]

I tried drunk texting after two shots of Drambuie, two beers, and half a dozen glasses of Jack. I had two letters typed out before I gave up (neither of which were the letters I was trying to get). I shall rely on templates from now on if I cannot remember how my speed dial works.

[Noah]

I've never had this problem, I talk to those I go out with, and I'm never by myself when I go out to make a stupid call.

[gran guerrero]

i like how your abbreviations are the same HDD

and I assuming the HDD you said you were was happy drunk dialing

but no i never call anyone when im drunk, i usually cant find the phone when im "gone"

[Hero*]

happens all the time. so shitfaced today. thank you Canada!

[Pandagirl!]

I'm a happy drunk dialer... must of the time the person on the other end justs sets the phone down and I end up talking to myself for awhile.

[DankNuggets]

the best part about drunk dialing isn't the conversations, its the next morning and you've called your mom, girlfriend, and boss without even remembering it!

[stark]

the best part about drunk dialing isn't the conversations, its the next morning and you've called your mom, girlfriend, and boss without even remembering it!

True... only the best nights are followed by waking up and looking at your recent calls without remembering calling them or what you said to them.

[Shan]

Yeah, It's annoying "oh fuck again I called everyone on my namelist" and then you hear about it next day what crap you were talking about.

[Kim]

Lol shan, you above all people should know about this you crazy drunkard.

[Jerome Scuggs]

i've never really drunk dialed

[PH]

I called Jerome once and demanded a ride home from the bar. I think he's still mad at me for that one.

[kthx]

the best part about drunk dialing isn't the conversations, its the next morning and you've called your mom, girlfriend, and boss without even remembering it!..



First off, If you drunk dial your mom before your girlfriend when your drunk then you have some serious problems and you sicken me, secondly if you call your girlfriend and she says no.. I don't call my boss I go try to find another girl that will do what my girlfriend won't. Why the hell would you call your boss, I have never been drunk to the point where I act like a complete dumbass, but I guess when you work at McDonalds and you are 17, and your supervisor is 20 and you call him and tell him your drunk you get a huge greasy high-five in the morning and free egg-mcmuffin, congratulations.

[DankNuggets]

wow that would be bad if i was calling my mom for sex before my girlfriend and then my boss, but what made you think that drunk dialing is all about sex? drunk dialing is about hitting send after every name in your phonebook and when the other person picks up, if it's not 5 am, saying nothing and possibly grunting in drunken confusion as to why this little thing in my hand with the colored lights is making noise.