Area 51 rumors, real or fake?

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area 51 is where they faked the moon landings :fear:

aliens are too smart to crash or be captures. if you can build a ship that flys millions of miles you aint gonna be dumb enough to get caught by the intergalactic equivilent of rednecks...

some of the best movies ever made involve rednecks getting the best of "smart people" like deliverance wrong turn texas chainsaw massacre
this world cant even decide which false god to believe in as the one true mystic being in the sky why would we be watched by higher beings unless it was thier form of a comedy and if there was an all powerful being dont you think he would take one look at some parts of Alabama and ask for a do-over