Self Defense

[Lizard Fuel]

Is anyone else sick of turning on the Discovery Channel or Animal Planet and repeatedly seeing these African Wildebeasts getting there nuts eaten by lionesses while they are just chilling in a field? I have aspirations of taking an extended leave to the grasslands of Africa and teaching these fine animals how to protect themselves. I mean...You got legs and horns for a reason right? FUCKING USE THEM. I'd kick those lions in the face if they tried eating my balls.

In all actuality I'm leaving for Greece in the morning. Had to say something.

[dads revenge]

spend some $$ and bring a satcam I wass dl the locals kickin your ass

[za gophar]

if a lion were coming at me i would whip out my dick and start peeing at it. surely this would throw it off guard.

[Mantra-Slider]

Im going to greece as well in two weeks or so $$

[Da1andonly]

do you do anything else than travel?

[Emaho]

mastrubate

[flibb]

menstruate

gg

[Galleleo]

I pray for mantra to never run into that front ass..