For those who don't know her, she was a contestant on Aus Big Brother '06. Even though the pisspoor show rarely churns out anyone worth remembering, Krystal was renowned for her "assets" and some fun she had with another housemate while in the bath. She has now been made the promotional face of Lynx deoderant and their "Bow chikka wow-wow" campaign.
But she has nice mammaries, so all is forgiven.
I can only pray that the rest of the people that use this game/forum are like me in that they are much more of a prick on here than they are in real life.
Maybe you're not gay but if this is how you are online i can only image what a prick you must be IRL.
NO OFFENSE
I can only pray that the rest of the people that use this game/forum are like me in that they are much more of a prick on here than they are in real life.
As of three weeks time I shall be living down the road to the bar she uses to pick up b-list Premiership footballers. Not that I'm moving there to be closer to Danielle Lloyd, this bar happens to be the mecca for tacky/chavvy Essex Girls and tacky/chavvy footballers. We plan to toast our first night in the house in this bar and I'm not leaving without Teddy Sheringham's picture on my camera phone. Whether he knows about it or not
I figured the TW population was capable of finding their own porn (or girlfriends, or something) instead of looking at super softcore on here, but I guess not. Fine, okay, I'm gay.
Maybe you're not gay but if this is how you are online i can only image what a prick you must be IRL.
I figured the TW population was capable of finding their own porn (or girlfriends, or something) instead of looking at super softcore on here, but I guess not. Fine, okay, I'm gay.
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