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    So I moved into UConn today and have been told about 2 keggers within the time of 3 hours of living here.

    Holler if you got a pair.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    Further, why is it that whenever I get up in my bunk I have to piss?
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #3
      drink more beer to cure that

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      • #4
        I don't even get frosh, all i get is a school full of art kids. On the upside their mostly girls, fuckable girls. Nickname knows what I'm talking about.
        it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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        • #5
          keggers get old fast. dont get a lofted bunk. there is nothing wrong with art chicks.

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          • #6
            Enjoy college.. once you get to real life, you'll realize that everything sucks.
            Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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            My anime blog:
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
              keggers get old fast. dont get a lofted bunk. there is nothing wrong with art chicks.
              I lofted my bunk and I love it. So fuck you.
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #8
                Loft bunks are bad news when you're shitfaced.... I had to get up to piss after laying down for bed... and just completely fell. Scared the shit out of my roommate's girlfriend haha..


                Anyways, I just got back today for my senior year, short of my friends who graduated last year not being here, this year's gonna be fucking awesome 'cause most of my friends are 21 or will be soon... And I'll have no homework this semester 'cause I'm doing an internship.... And I'm single this year $
                1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                1:trashed> wha
                1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                1:trashed> i download my own

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                1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                • #9
                  I started my freshman year at purdue a few weeks ago. The parties have been sweet. Except a lot of the frats are on probation because of all the parties during orientation when it was just freshman on campus.
                  -Bubbles
                  Phillie> lag isnt skill btw F-35
                  Kthx> yes it is, newbie.

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                  • #10
                    hope you are ready to walk a good twenty minutes to a party that will have cops telling you to go home at like midnight...

                    where u living at uconn anyway... i mean i am a recent cool grad and all
                    violence> dont talk 2 me until u got 900+fbook friends and can take 1 dribble from the 3 point line n dunk


                    [Aug 23 03:03] Oops: 1:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life
                    [Aug 23 03:20] money: LOL NOT QUITE VIO BUT 5:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life

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                    • #11
                      UGA IS BETTAR

                      4:DEEZ NUTS> geio hopefully u smoke ur last cig right now
                      4:Geio> yo wont ever happen again
                      4:Geio> DEEZ?
                      4:Geio> LOLOL
                      4:DEEZ NUTS> LOL
                      4:scoop> cant tell if deez was trying to be a good influence or telling him to die LOL
                      4:spirit> LOL
                      4:Geio> LOLOL THINK HE TOLD ME TO DIE
                      4:Geio> FUCKING DICKHEAD

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by pascone View Post
                        hope you are ready to walk a good twenty minutes to a party that will have cops telling you to go home at like midnight...

                        where u living at uconn anyway... i mean i am a recent cool grad and all
                        That just happened at Charter Oak (grr), but I'm over in Towers, Beecher Hall

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                        Last edited by DoTheFandango; 08-26-2007, 01:08 AM.
                        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Scoop View Post
                          UGA IS BETTAR


                          But really, it's great to be a Florida Gator.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Scoop View Post
                            UGA IS BETTAR

                            fuck everything georgia
                            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                            internet de la jerome

                            because the internet | hazardous

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                              edit;
                              It should be fine unless you put it outside your door/above your door like I did freshman year.
                              thread killer

                              Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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