To all you pot smokers...

[Money]

fuck you guys ... see, when i posted that story on the somethingawful forums, it got a better reception because the next post was like "thats nothing, i once shot myself up with 6 needles at the same time and woke up as the mayor of a small mining town in colorado"

but here, you fucking elitists, who have never smoked so much pot that the mere act of focusing on your pee causes you to forget to breathe.

it was legit

IVE SMOKED MORE POT IN AN HOUR THAN U PROLLY DO A WEEK AND NOTHING HAS EVER HAPPENED LIKE THAT, u had to be on something else..lol

[Jeenyuss]

money what do you do for a living

[Jerome Scuggs]

IVE SMOKED MORE POT IN AN HOUR THAN U PROLLY DO A WEEK AND NOTHING HAS EVER HAPPENED LIKE THAT, u had to be on something else..lol

i smoked three-fourths of an ounce within five minutes once. i did it with gravity bong, pre-loaded bowl-tops, a throat lozenge, two menthol cigarettes and europe's "the final countdown".

[DoTheFandango]

i smoked three-fourths of an ounce within five minutes once. i did it with gravity bong, pre-loaded bowl-tops, a throat lozenge, two menthol cigarettes and europe's "the final countdown".

Jesus god.

That's just unhealthy. We did a 1/4 in 10 minutes once, and I felt accomplished.

Jesus GOD.

[Money]

i smoked three-fourths of an ounce within five minutes once. i did it with gravity bong, pre-loaded bowl-tops, a throat lozenge, two menthol cigarettes and europe's "the final countdown".

OK u win LOL god damn.

[Money]

money what do you do for a living

i was running my dads electric company down here but ive let my wife take that over since she doesnt have her papers yet and cant work legally for someone so now i work part time at Foxconn making HP server boards just so i can get out of the house

[Noah]

Just how much is that in grams, Jerome?

Most I've done in an evening was when I put 1g in some butter, and melted it, and put it on a piece of bread.
Straight after I smoked about 1g, and an additional 2g through the evening while drinking some beer.

I sat for 2 hours, coloring a childrens coloring book together with a fat bitch. When I looked at it the day after, I've missed about every line on the picture, and every color was wrong. I also had mild hallusinations of everyone fucking.

If I have nothing to do, and alot of hash to smoke, I smoke around 1,5g per day.

I've smoked grass only 2-3 times, ever. That shit is _RARE_ here in Norway. We only get hash.

[Kolar]

but here, you fucking elitists, who have never smoked so much pot that the mere act of focusing on your pee causes you to forget to breathe.

You can't forget to breathe. It's regulated by a part of your brain.

[Zeebu]

You can't forget to breathe. It's regulated by a part of your brain.

no, but you can hold your breath and forget to stop holding your breath

[Jerome Scuggs]

Just how much is that in grams, Jerome?

Realistically I started with about 20grams and de-seeded, de-stemmed, and ground it up. I had 15 pre-packed bowls, so I'd say 15-18grams total

[Cracker Jack Man]

The most screwed up I've ever gotten was when I was doing Saki bombers, then I took 3 percocet, smoked a bowl and did 2 lines of coke. I couldn't feel my legs.

[Squeezer]

i smoked three-fourths of an ounce within five minutes once. i did it with gravity bong, pre-loaded bowl-tops, a throat lozenge, two menthol cigarettes and europe's "the final countdown".

Holy shit.

That musta been pricey.

[genocidal]

Holy shit.

That musta been pricey.

It was shwag, probably cost him 50-60 bucks. Less even if he was a dealer or got it from a big dealer. I have friends that will just give me a quarter of shwag if I'm really that desperate.

[Money]

50 or 60 is alot for an oz of shwagg...$25 here....

[Noah]

Since grass is rare in Norway, I'm guessing it'd sell for 400-500$.

Around 18$ per gram, nomatter if it's hash or grass, if it's anything but normal quality the price rises.

Used to get it a bit cheaper in another city, but up here there are no discounts if you buy larger quantities.

Edit: Money, how much do you pay for hash? What's the quality of it, and is it as easy to get as grass?