Immortality rings

[GauD]

Your source for immortality rings!

http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=GauD

Hmmz, I wonder...
Will one get banned if one's caught playing in trench waring a pair of these babies??

[Fit of Rage]

Congratulations for topping my list of stupid people today. As a prize, you get a stupid ring. Wear it in good health.

Edit: I really like how this was posted in Useless Crap to begin with.

[GauD]

Well they b useless crap aint they??

[Bilbo]

From: JOHN SOSDAN john-wsosdian@onemain.com
DATE: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 07, 1998

I HAVE BEEN A ADVANCED TYPE TWO DIABETIC FOR FIFTEEN YEARS. I AM AGE FORTY NINE. I HAVE BEEN WHEELCHAIR DEPENDENT FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS DUE TO MY FEET TURNING A DEAD GRAYISH WHITE FROM COMPLICATIONS OF THE DIABETES CAUSING NO CIRCULATION IN THEM. THE DOCTORS HAVE RECOMENDED THAT THEY SOON BE AMPUTATED TO PREVENT GANGGREEN. I HAVE LOST ALL NERVE SENSATION IN MY FEET AND LOWER LEGS AS WELL. PILLS , INSULIN , CONTROLLED DIET- NOTHING WORKED.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR RINGS USED WITH THE FOOT BRACES PROPELLED SO MUCH BLOOD INTO MY FEET THAT THEY HAVED TURNED A ROSY PINK FULL OF ALIVE SENSATION SAVING MY FEET FROM AMPUTATION. I AM SO EXCITED OVER THIS I AM SPEECHLESS. MY HOPELESSNESS IS GONE. I AM NOW OUT OF THE WHEELCHAIR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE YEARS WALKING AGAIN LIKE SOME MIRACLE HAS HAPPENED TO ME. YOUR DEVICE IS A UNBELIEVABLE GREAT BLOOD ACCELERATOR. MY FASTING GLUCOSE FIGURE HAS DROPPED FROM 275 TO A ALMOST NORMAL144. I NEED NO MORE PILLS FOR MY GLOCOSE CONTROL AND I NOW EAT NORMAL WITH NO MORE SEVERE RESTRICITIONS. I LOVE BEING OUT OF THE WHEELCHAIR, I LOVE GETTING MY ONLY FEET SAVED FROM AMPUTATION. WHAT PRICE DO YOU PUT ON YOUR FEET? THE QUALITY OF MY EXISTENCE HAS SKYROCKETED. I HAVE MY STRENGTH BACK.

USING YOUR RINGS AND FOOT BRACES HAS ALSO CURED MY WIFES ASTHMA . SINCES SHE STARTED USING THEM SHE HAS NO LONGER NEEDED HER THREE DIFFERENT INHALERS EVERYDAY. THIS IS SOMETHING WE ARE IN DISBELIEF ABOUT AND THIS IS WITH NO PILLS. SINCE MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN BOTH USING THE RINGS AND BRACES WE HAVE STOPPED ARGUEING EVERYDAY . WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWENTYFIVE YEARS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WE ARE GETTING EXCITED OVER EACH OTHER AGAIN MAKING US QUITE SPUNKY WITH ROMANCE AGAIN AND WE BOTH THOUGHT THAT HAD ENDED FOR GOOD. IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO GET THAT FEELING AGAIN. HAPPINESS! THANK YOU MR. ALEX CHIU. MAY GOD BLESS YOU! VERY TRULY YOURS, JOHN SOSDAN

[Azhran]

I heard they help against impotence too..

[Nefas]

Alex Chui = Canibol?



mmmmm.... meat.

[GauD]

O_o pink meat is the best