What is love, what is God?

[Liquid Blue]

I bash her because she's dumb

if she didn't act dumb I wouldn't have to bash her

pretty simple really

[Pearl Jam]

Yeah, you guys all have a lot of pent up hatred and ultimately we are all equals, so resist your primitive urges to slander another human being underservingly and FUCKING GO FUCK YOURSELF, SHITHEADS!!!

[MetalHeadz]

Why does everyone bash telcat anyway? Brothers, we are all born equal - do not hold grudges, atleast not grudges based on petty forum hates. You guys obviously have nothing to hate in your lives because this girl aint commited any crime and you give her the most obscene and undeserved slander (often using very offencive racist and sexist terms) based on some primitive idea that it's fun to humiliate one person.

It's pretty sickening actually.

Fuck you.

[MetalHeadz]

me, as much as i love talking about gettin' my nut on, i only put my penis in women who i fully respect and value. to me, love isn't irrational - i have a rational justification for why i love the woman i love: she makes me feel awesome. my physical drive to make love is nothing more than the physical reaction to the values i hold.

You're a clever guy Jerome: but you got it wrong this time bud. Emotions, feelings, impulses cannot be computed by a rational/conscious thought process. These types of things are all done at a much lower, unconscious level. You may think you know why you think the way you do, but studies have shown that these seemingly obvious reactions/impulses are actually quite difficult to self-explain. I suggest you read the book, 'blink' by Malcom Gladwell - it's an excellently written examination of the the power of impulse.

[Cops]

love is the way i make you scream when I have my arms wrapped around your neck, god is the blood that flows in you and me.

[DoTheFandango]

Well, we can all learn from this: Don't assume that someone under the influence will do what they say they're going to do.

... no fucking shit.

When's the last time a drunk guy trying to fuck you has said "I LOVE YOU" and meant it?

For the sake of women everywhere: Shut the fuck up.

[DUMBRIT!]

What is love?

[Material Girl]

Well, we can all learn from this: Don't assume that someone under the influence will do what they say they're going to do.

[Zerzera]

To take or not to take the keys?

This is what happened in Holland this weekend. A guy went to a party of a friend, got drunk and drove off. After 150 meters he hit one of his friends and his 22 year old girlfriend. She's dead and the guy's in a coma.

Normally this guy would sleep in his car, the host of the party doesn't know why he didn't this time, he said he would sleep in his car.

[T3l Ca7]

This is the best solution to our problem yet. She almost had me convinced she would eradicate herself from the human race when she went to the UK. I was half hoping some pikey bastard would mug her at knifepoint wherein she would begin rambling in incoherent, broken English which would infuriate the pikey to the point where she would be stabbed in the throat and her corpse dumped in the Thames. Clearly that was just wishful thinking.

Since you sounded like such a naive babe, I almost did not want to shatter your dream by admitting that I am going over to Melbourne in 2 weeks time. One of our clients is there, so I will be stationed there for a month or two.

if your dog/cat/grandma disappear all of a sudden, you know it is the Santa Claus ...

Meanwhile, I am going over to China/Singapore for a holiday, leaving tomorrow. So if your dog/cat/grandma disappear all of a sudden during this period, you know it is definitely not me!

[Blocks]

What is love?

http://ckjcwf.ytmnd.com/

DAMMIT! I was just about to post that.

[Kahlan]

What is love?

http://ckjcwf.ytmnd.com/

[Cops]

fuck this thread, fuck this thread.

[Cylor]

FUCKINGSHUTHTHEUDCLKFKCOJIUEPAOPFPAGISTUPIDTELCaT

[DoTheFandango]

The funniest thing to do is if there is a fishbowl or something for all the keys is to steal them.

I did that this summer, they loved me for that shit.

EPILOGUE:
I was on acid, btw.