What is love, what is God?

[Zeebu]

I am so deep, madly, desperately in love with


food,


I think about it 3 times a day, sometimes even more. And even though I want to deny this undying love of mine. But deep down, I know, that I will keep loving, and constantly thinking this beloved of mine until the day I die.


What a unconditional love. Dear food, no matter how badly, sadly, madly, deadly you treat me, I will keep on loving you, always!!!

i'll be lovin' you-u for-eehh-verrrrrr

[Noah]

Want to tell Telfat to fuck off now?

[MetalHeadz]

Jesus fuck.

[T3l Ca7]

Aww, I love Will Smith. :wub:

I am so deep, madly, desperately in love with


food,


I think about it 3 times a day, sometimes even more. And even though I want to deny this undying love of mine. But deep down, I know, that I will keep loving, and constantly thinking this beloved of mine until the day I die.


What a unconditional love. Dear food, no matter how badly, sadly, madly, deadly you treat me, I will keep on loving you, always!!!

[T3l Ca7]

My hobby is feeding other people's cats, gee, I wonder y all the felines on our street are obese! Maybe they should start training for marathon ...

Hey PJ, u r so rite, no wonder I am ur sole m8 (u read rite, I'm ur 1 n only m8)


I do feed the birdies everyday when I am at home. One of the birds looks like Godess, one looks like Mondey n the other looks like Cops. I like 2 feed Godess coz she's such a fluffy cute birdie, but whenever I try, that sad, bad magpie Cops would try whooping and stealing. Money isn't exacting interested in the food, he just follows Godess around hoping eventually he gets a chance to hump her ...

[T3l Ca7]

Do you think telcat read any of what I said on page one before she made that outlandish comment?

Course I did, but I didn't have much time back then, so I kind of squeezed a three page reply into a few sentences.

[Zeebu]

Geldhemoor: "I am a Honkeycorn. Half hummingbird, half donkey, and half unicorn!"

Gandhi: "Hah! I sure hope your mom wasn't the hummingbird!"

[Cops]

Do you think telcat read any of what I said on page one before she made that outlandish comment?

No, and that's why I fucking hate her, you defend someone who couldn't win a fight against a two year old. You tried to defend her and she turned around and acted like you were attacking her, some people aren't worth helping.

[Material Girl]

Aww, I love Will Smith. :wub:

i think it's pretty awesome that if someone actually had posted this as a serious thread everyone would have completely ignored it but since it's telcat is has three pages

who owns whom, hmm?

[Jeenyuss]

I see Saskatchewan finally got an internet connection.

hey,

that's probably right.

[MetalHeadz]

Mhz, why are you trying to despute the fact about your reputation on these forums? It's not like we dislike you because of your name, or an unfair reason.

I'm sorry you think that :/

[Noah]

Mhz, why are you trying to despute the fact about your reputation on these forums? It's not like we dislike you because of your name, or an unfair reason.

It's because of your post history. You earned your reputation, and you've gotten what you deserve. This is not a point of argumentation, it's how it is.

oghdngødfkngødgf.. fuck it, I'm just going to stop going through more points.

Join Telfat in "get the fuck off the internet".

[Zerzera]

I think Telcat is the kind of girl that would get us kicked out of paradise.

[Pearl Jam]

I feed the birds outside my telehome every morning. One looks like the Godess and another like a crazy donkey. I will hook them up because the Godess is hungry for birdseed and love :wub: The problem with being very intelligent is that with great power comes great responsibility. That lesson was learned from Spiderman and then I decided I was smarter than Spiderman.