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    Alarming Conspiracy: Details Inside

    Your government is building a dynasty. Everyone has known that the Kennedy's, Bush's, etc. rule the land. But none of us knew how far-reaching it was. Now we know - Democrats and Republicans are in on it and their sole goal is to consolidate power in the hands of the bourgeois. Enter evidence:

    That's right, Dick Cheney is black. And Obama is white. I'm out of ideas, all I know is that these power-hungry mongrels are colorless.

    DON'T TRUST YOUR EYES!
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    Mr Obama's spokesman, Bill Burton, responded to the news by saying: "Every family has a black sheep."
    who, obama or cheney?
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

    internet de la jerome
    because the internet | hazardous

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    • #3
      It's not my government, thanks.
      Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        new release from amazon.com self-help literature:

        "The Art Of Whiffing On Joke Threads" by Galleleo.

        WITH ILLUSTRATIONS!
        PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
          It's not my government, thanks.
          nor mine.

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          • #6
            Alarming!
            Reclusion
            "That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"

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            • #7
              VOTE COLBERTf
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Pearl Jam View Post
                new release from amazon.com self-help literature:

                "The Art Of Whiffing On Joke Threads" by Galleleo.

                WITH ILLUSTRATIONS!
                foreward by deathking
                PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                • #9
                  Iceblock!
                  Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                  You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                  There wont be another election for president.
                  Obama is the Omega President.
                  http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                  • #10
                    A cheap way to attack Obama's character if you ask me.
                    You ate some priest porridge

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                    • #11
                      Quoi?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pearl Jam View Post
                        foreward by deathking
                        wowo funy 2 times

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
                          who, obama or cheney?
                          Exactly what I was wondering.
                          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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