This started off slow, but I found myself really enjoying it. The ending is the absolute best, where he boasts about his multitasking abilities and then splatters egg everywhere and knocks over all the chess pieces.
2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE
2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head
1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
1:spider> Wooooohoo!
1:spider> .*passes the hat*
1:Erathia> <eats the hat>
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