Ok guys, I have a confession to make.

[Ward]

Recently I have been diagnosed with mental retardation, which doctor said came upon my constant state of depression. I'm depressed for several reasons. First of all, I can't get a girl. I'm only 4'9 and I'm pretty ugly. I tried to get sexy girls interested in me, but every time I got rejected because I'm so short and ugly. There was this really fat girl in love with me, but I'm not interested in fat girls, I only want good looking ones. Guys in school pick on me. Every time I try to answer questions, they throw papers in my back and make fun of me. Every time I try to talk to a girl, she looks back at her friends and they all laugh at me. I cannot get a job because I'm too scared of interviews and scared of meeting new people - should I get hired. My addiction is Subspace. I am unable to stop playing this game, because this is the only realm where I'm able to take my anger out on people from my harsh reality. I love to float around in my spaceship for over 15 hours per day and call people ez trash. I put up fake pictures on Trench Wars gallery to make myself look better. My only friends in this world are Izor, Racka, Kthx, rly_dumb, and Slangin Rock. I came here to ask for your help guys. I am unable to live this type of life any longer and I am asking for your suggestion on what to do. (suicide or cutting wrists is not an option ) And I really need a girlfriend to give me my first hug, and maybe actually a kiss.

[Stultus]

ok

[Money]

first.

OMG IM ACTUALLY SECOND!11

[Money]

UC, plz

[Noah]

Indeed.

[Dant-Zu]

I knew it! I REALLY DID

[Mantra-Slider]

pics plz

[Singularity]

Nothing some medz won't fix amirite?

[Noah]

Start to do drugs!

[Da1andonly]

I'd hit it.

[Soilderz]

I'd hit it.

like every other creature..

[Zeebu]

wrenis pinkle

[Ephemeral]

Noah is right, better living though chemistry.

[Burzum]

You'd be surprised for how many of TW's players this topic holds true to a degree, or completely.

If you're edit: about to enter HS/college/anywhere else, that's your chance to stop being a 2d nerd and start doing stuff others won't laugh at you, like stop picking your nose/drawing spaceships/being the shy odd guy in the corner that never speaks up except when he's getting hit by paper balls.
Don't start off by carefully checking out the surroundings on that first day, put on your outgoing face and talk to people. When you're not 14 and not in the midst of a circle of (pre)pubescent jocks it gets easier even for ugly and small people to get into a group of friends and be an active part of it instead of a fifth wheel.
Go work out and put on 20 lbs of muscle mass. Even if you're ugly you'll get chicks drooling over you (no gf, current or ex, ever minded my beer belly either, guess women don't look at it the way we do, or I was just lucky).

[DoTheFandango]