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    Does anyone have an account at playboy.com? Rumor has it a girl I banged just turned 18 and submitted a video that apparently only members can watch. Yes I know this sounds farfetched but seriously if someone told you that an ex had done the above, wouldn't you, no matter how incredulous, want to know? Seriously dudes, I know one of you has to have one. You should like PM me or something, this is going to drive me nuts.
    Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
    i just wish it was longer
    Originally posted by Cops
    it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

  • #2
    Just google her name. If she was in playboy, it's bound to get hits.

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    • #3
      He probably wants to actually see her take 12 inches as well.

      EDIT: When I first read your post, Cylor, I didn't think anything of it. But re-reading I realized that some chick you banged some time in the past has now turned 18 - cradle-robber? At least you got when it was nice and tight.

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      • #4
        just register for a month or something if you're so desperate.

        ps. I doubt you did 'bang' her just on the grounds that you said 'bang'.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by phata$$ View Post
          Just google her name. If she was in playboy, it's bound to get hits.
          Tried it, but I think it's only available to playboy.com users, as in a user submits a video and then all the members can view it at the site, but I really have not a clue.


          Originally posted by genocidal View Post
          He probably wants to actually see her take 12 inches as well.

          EDIT: When I first read your post, Cylor, I didn't think anything of it. But re-reading I realized that some chick you banged some time in the past has now turned 18 - cradle-robber? At least you got when it was nice and tight.
          I am fairly positive it is like a shoddy I-want-to-be-on-the-Real-World-type homemade video. She was actually one of the first girls I took home during school after my Mom left Sunday-Thursday every week to live in Grand Junction, CO yet kept our place 5 minutes off-campus to continue recieving (or decieving) child-support. It only happened with two other girls- one I tried to act all smooth and brought out the insta-warming lubricant a friend let me have after proper warning and depiction of his experience with the product. Needless to say it was embarassing. Condom broke on the other and she had to take the long walk to the clinic. I told her I would come with despite my intense fear of the long walk, knowing that she would tell me that nah, it's okay, a friend is coming. High-five for dicks, dudes! And yeah, she was a year younger, you forget I grew up on this game. It was nice and tight. Third period for her, and 8th period for the other two. Ferris Bueller ain't got shit on this, sons.

          No PMs yet, please please please if you will I promise to post this hot 18yRolD aCtION DuDeS!!

          Here are pictures to convince you that you want to see this as much as I do:

          EDIT2: deleted pics bad idea


          I'm gonna be fucking pissed if I find out it was a hoax. If I ever find out, hah. I am like such a liar like omgz metalheadz!!

          EDIT: I swear this isn't just a ploy to show you the quality of tang I dailybasis, I guess I'll take down the pics in a few days if nobody speaks up.
          Last edited by Cylor; 12-16-2007, 07:22 AM.
          Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
          i just wish it was longer
          Originally posted by Cops
          it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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          • #6
            I agree with metalheadz... You're cool though... Really... Awesome.
            1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


            1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
            1:trashed> wha
            1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
            1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
            1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
            1:trashed> i download my own

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            1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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            • #7
              there've gotta be some cracked names out there somewhere. have you tried consulting a friend who knows about that type of shit (if you have a friend like that?)? i do so i'll talk to him, but no promises. hope it works out for ya cy.
              Originally posted by turmio
              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
              Originally posted by grand
              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by stark View Post
                I agree with metalheadz...
                So the rest of what you say is of no consequence.

                Thanks Jeen.
                Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
                i just wish it was longer
                Originally posted by Cops
                it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.

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