Forum Awards 2007

[Zeebu]

ph, put your list up on here

now

[PH]

ok fine, here's what i have so far. i'll add onto this bit by bit.

THREAD OF THE YEAR: the cleveland steamer - to hell with thread of the year, this is the best thread EVER.
RUNNERS-UP: negging = racist? - if you were part of this thread then you know why it's here
ignominy's roommate lets a hooker in
don't tase me bro
worthless fuks
xtrancex in the house - vykromond really, really shines here
thread where i learned that trashed is an amazing dancer

POST OF THE YEAR: "the xog picture"
RUNNERS-UP: newboftw's halloween plans - if you didn't laugh at this, get off my forums.
facetious weighs in on the mlb's hottest issues
freddie mercury would be proud of you, vyk
trashed's first post makes an immediate impact on the forums
eric is god admitting that he would blow 8 gs on a bitch
the complete and accurate biography of dack falu
speaking of falu, here he is again
native english speaker or not, this rocked my world

NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR: trashed - telcat basher + gaia hater + fantastic dancer + stockpiler of lazytown gifs = landslide winner.
RUNNER-UP: honestly the gap is too large to even be worth nominating anyone else but if i absolutely have to name someone here it's dack falu. he joined in 2006 but has really only been an active (and solid) poster as of late.

MOST IMPROVED POSTER: money
RUNNER-UP: i struggled to think of anyone here but voth has become less of a turd. i guess.

BEST SIG: ignominy
RUNNER-UP: facetious
HONORABLE MENTION: megaman89's sig as a whole leaves something to be desired but the last part is fucking awesome

BEST TROLL: eelam <tw> - it takes serious talent to be such an obvious joke and STILL dupe people into taking the bait every single time.
RUNNER-UP: evul fly!, geio, vatican assassin

PERSON THAT SHOULD POST A LOT MORE: ghb
RUNNERS-UP: vykromond, dchao

BEST UC MONARCH DURING GHB'S ABSENCE: jeenyuss
RUNNER-UP: genocidal

POSTER THAT I MISS A LOT: dchao
RUNNER-UP: saucyking

now for some not so good awards.

BIGGEST DROP IN POST QUALITY: pauloakenfold - honestly, what the fuck happened to you?
RUNNER-UP: sumpson - not that you were high on the ladder to begin with, but you seriously fell all the way to the bottom of the shitter. kudos.

POSTER THAT I DO NOT MISS AT ALL: eehh - 1,945 posts and not a fucking single one of them are noteworthy in any way whatsoever.
RUNNER-UP: goldenplums - honestly, who was this guy and why did he have beef with me and rudy?

WORST TROLLS: all of quicksand
RUNNER-UP: none, this is locked up tighter than a 10 year old (hi bilbo)

PERSON THAT SHOULD POST A LOT LESS: t3l ca7 - and by post a lot less i mean stop coming to these forums entirely.
RUNNER-UP: grandias

WORST SIG: urmamaisfunny2k
RUNNER-UP: none

fuck this, my head hurts. more later, maybe.

[Noah]

Great post, PH, I enjoyed it.

Only minor issue I have with it is the BIGGEST DROP IN POST QUALITY award. None of those who frequent this forum in the way the known part of the community does deserves something like this. PaulO is still a respected member of our community, and in awards like this there should be no room for hostilities versus anyone except those who have always been a drain. You obviously thought different, and I respect you for having another opinion on the matter, this is just me.

[PH]

glad you enjoyed it, i'll try to throw some extra categories up by the end of the night.

re: drop in post quality category - consider it a tongue-in-cheek type of deal. pauloakenfold's posts genuinely have disappointed me as of late, but i am not trying to start a legitimate beef with him over what he posts on an internet forum for space combat. if anything i hope he cracks a smile and starts posting quality things again just to avoid becoming the 2008 eehh award winner.

that is all, carry on.

[PaulOakenfold]

That's why you weren't on my list PH, you just don't get it. I expected to be on your list one way or another.


Edit: You don't get GHB's posts either, believe me.

[Vatican Assassin]

damn didnt know i posted enough to be a troll, doh...

I MADE THE AWARDS!

was it the political posts? the poor base and league ideas? where did i stray!

edit: wait a minute, eelam, vatican, and evul fly! this is just more pandora bias! evul makes like 4 posts a year he dosnt deserve an award!

[Scurvy]

is there an award for most consecutive years with no award?

[Eric is God]

Ohhhhhhh that's why you found my post so amusing PH lol. When I said I wouldn't spend $15,000 on a woman but I'd spend $8,000 I was referring to the maximum I'd spend on an engagement ring not whatever you were thinking of. If I refuse to pay $200/hour on a professional escort (having a pussy is not a skill worth this much) I surely wouldn't spend $8,000 on presents

Still, I greatly appreciate the small amount of attention!

[PaulOakenfold]

Eric is God

[Lynn]

evul makes like 4 posts a year he dosnt deserve an award!

quality > quantity t y V m i want him inside me

[PaulOakenfold]

is there an award for most consecutive years with no award?

hey paul, it's your favorite forum mod here. listen, the image you posted had a watermarked url of a site with child porn on it. i went out of my way to remove the watermark but i'm not gonna be so nice next time. just sayin'. - the guy who doesn't "get" your super awesome goonish humor

ps: you're a sick fuck.

[T3l Ca7]

I have to thank myself for putting so much effort into keeping my posts consistently bad, without which I would not receive TW forum award almost year after year.

I thank myself for all the moral support I have been getting from myself.

I am also grateful to all the idoits who like to trash my threads, honey, you kept my threads alive.

Last but not least, I would like to thank all the forum staff who nominated me. I know you tried to resist, but you just can not keep the online pest kitty out of your thought process.

[PaulOakenfold]

hey paul, it's your favorite forum mod here. listen, the image you posted had a watermarked url of a site with child porn on it. i went out of my way to remove the watermark but i'm not gonna be so nice next time. just sayin'. - the guy who doesn't "get" your super awesome goonish humor

ps: you're a sick fuck.

Thanks, wait, what did you change? Because someone has some 'splainin to do on SA then.

[Jeenyuss]

paulo, you made a list? and ph i really have to disagree with you on dropped quality. maybe in the last two weeks when he's been trolling for sa, but seriously? the entire year? fuck that. his 'rep on wb' gimmick still makes me titter and i think that alone means he shouldn't've gotten that award.

[stark]

I have to thank myself for putting so much effort into keeping my posts consistently bad, without which I would not receive TW forum award almost year after year.

I thank myself for all the moral support I have been getting from myself.

I am also grateful to all the idoits who like to trash my threads, honey, you kept my threads alive.

Last but not least, I would like to thank all the forum staff who nominated me. I know you tried to resist, but you just can not keep the online pest kitty out of your thought process.

In order from paragraphs:


1.) I'm glad you know it

2.) Because no one else gives you any

3.) That's everyone, no one trashes your threads... It's not the thread... Honey

4.) It was no contest.