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  • Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
    rofl

    I wish I could find my "spreading mud babies all around the world" post, in response to some old racist idiot on here
    http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpos...&postcount=163

    you're welcome.
    Originally posted by Tone
    It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
    Originally posted by the_paul
    Gargle battery acid fuckface
    Originally posted by Material Girl
    I tried downloading a soundcard

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    • Originally posted by stark View Post
      Sperm can be located in precum, which is slowly released during intercourse before actual ejaculation... a girl can get pregnant from precum.
      ummm, it CAN but precum you can feel it too you know... its preventable if you know how to control your shit...

      and condoms suck balls, just date a girl on the pill its way easier and way better... and then you can do w/e u want whenever u want with her... like how can u fuck in a shower with a condom? its just retarded
      RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
      RaCka> mad impressive

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      • Originally posted by Eric is God View Post
        I completely agree and I wasn't looking for advice as I already pay someone $150 an hour for that (therapist not a prostitute)

        This minor issue is far down the list of things that I worry about. I haven't had sex for 5 years and I don't really miss it much. My main concern right now is survival, sex can wait.
        sounds good, didn't mean to insult you. sometimes tough love is the best medicine, go out and get a girl, get three for that matter.
        it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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        • health 101

          - pulling out doesn't work, you can still get her rice cooker started with a short stack of rice

          - precum is just as fertile as normal cum, maybe not? But you can still get her rice cooker starter

          - always use a condom plus the pill if you have a girlfriend, the pill works for me, since I have a good standing relationship of almost two years.

          - do a look down on the girls vag, you wont look like you suck dick at fucking pussy cuz you don't know what to do, your just looking for ticks and tumble weed

          - if the girls a hoe, she's a hoe. jerk off, have a shower and watch a movie.

          - never let a girl have her period on you
          it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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          • Originally posted by PH View Post
            :wub: :wub: :wub:

            Shit yes son
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
              (Nick I gotta tell you about that one sometime)
              All ears baby!
              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

              Originally posted by Richard Creager
              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • Originally posted by Exalt View Post
                ummm, it CAN but precum you can feel it too you know... its preventable if you know how to control your shit...

                and condoms suck balls, just date a girl on the pill its way easier and way better... and then you can do w/e u want whenever u want with her... like how can u fuck in a shower with a condom? its just retarded

                Precum is just that... PREcum


                Originally posted by Wikipedia
                The fluid is usually secreted by Cowper's glands during arousal, masturbation, foreplay or at an early stage during sex, some time before the man fully reaches orgasm and semen is ejaculated. (Emphasis added)
                1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                1:trashed> wha
                1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                1:trashed> i download my own

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                1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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