Funny news

[Scurvy]

in middle school i fell aslee during my first class on a heating vent that was turned off. it turned on while i was sleeping on it and when i woke up at the bell i had the marks from the vent burned into my face. i had the nickname 'grillface' for the next 4 years or so.

on a side note, i dont feel bad for telcat

I remember when I was in middle school, i rubbed my eye for like 15 minutes, simply because I was bored and wanted to get out of class. My eye turned so red I was sent to the nurses office and promptly home for 3 days. Pink eye is contagious! Worked better than I thought.

On a side note, I'm starting to feel really bad for telcat. She tries so hard and falls even harder every single time. Keep at it telcat, Learn from your mistakes.

[stark]

This one time in high school, I forgot that I had a English presentation, and it was right after lunch... So at lunch I just bought 12 milks and downed them all as fast as I could so I would puke... I made it to 9-10 before the chunks came.... I missed English.

[T3l Ca7]

Boy glues self to bed to avoid school

"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school,'' the boy, Diego, said.

...

"I remembered my mum had bought a very strong glue,'' he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.

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[Money]

He looks like Wanderlei.

lol Wanderlai's face is FUCKED.

[Noah]

Same here, it's like I'm losing my ability to read. I see the letters, but my brain is so uninterested that I can't bother to connect them into words.

[Zizu]

for some reason, I literally can't read anything telcat types in the forums..

Someone tell me, why do i feel this way......

[phata$$]

He looks like Wanderlei.

[Regen]

man liquid. your avatar is soooooooooooooooooooo AWESOME!

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

?find sertifi <ZH>

lolol

[Liquid Blue]

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I'm really trying to put some effort into understanding why your life is so empty


but I just can't find the will to care

[Ewan]

monkey monkey

Two things regarding this story:
Firstly, calling someone a monkey is quite a common racist remark. European football fans (esp the Spanish) are quite notorious for making monkey sounds when a black player is on the pitch, and quite a few clubs get in trouble for it.


Secondly, he does actually look like a monkey, so the remark might not be racist.

[Scurvy]

this just in

everybody hates you

[T3l Ca7]

Banned 4 racism, because he called someone a 'monkey'!

INDIA spinner Harbhajan Singh has been banned for three Tests after being found guilty of racially abusing Australia's Andrew Symonds.
The sentence was imposed after Singh was found to have called Symonds "a monkey," the International Cricket Council (ICC) announced overnight.

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[T3l Ca7]

Must keep the chickens happy!

"People have been putting golf balls under their brooding hens pretending that they are eggs to make the chickens happy," senior veterinarian at Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary Dr Michael Pyne said.

"The snake has got in thinking that he has got a free meal and swallowed up these four golf balls."

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