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I passed out sober for the first time in my life yesterday.

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  • #16
    what the fuck when i smoke pot and pass out everyone just laughs? but when the euro does it, let's start a self-help thread?

    fuck you twforums
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    • #17
      I've passed out stoned before, but that has been more like falling asleep in the bathroom, and retarded stuff. We all laugh about that.

      I weren't high anymore when I woke up, and I weren't breathing.

      If your friends laugh at you when you fall backward, hard, and stop breathing when you're lying there, then I wouldn't want those friends.
      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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      • #18
        I have a low blood pressure and i once fell down the stairs because everything went black in my eyes and i just fell uncoscious down the stairs. quick way to get down.

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        • #19
          yea i got low blood pressure too :/ always have $

          but my wife has high blood pressure thats why my daughter was premature :/

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          • #20
            my friend and I one time smoked hash until he passed out, and I was so retarded i couldn't feel any limb in my body and couldn't stop laughing.

            'twas a good day.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #21
              Dehydration will do that to you. Passed out in a sushi restaurant from a combination of dehydration and altitude sickness before. Not recommended. Drink some water.
              5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
              5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
              5:royst> i wish it was calculus

              1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

              1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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              • #22
                I know someone who passed out suddenly while high. I believe it was a low blood pressure thing, possibly combined with low blood sugar (having not eaten anything). So don't ignore those munchies when they come aknockin
                'vet' is the new 'newb'.
                sit ez vet, sit.

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                • #23
                  eat before you smoke too, i've thrown up a couple times from smoking weed on an empty stomach. but i also have low blood pressure and iron levels (these stats don't have anything to do with me vomiting, i'm just bragging).
                  Originally posted by turmio
                  jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                  Originally posted by grand
                  I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                    eat before you smoke too, i've thrown up a couple times from smoking weed on an empty stomach. but i also have low blood pressure and iron levels (these stats don't have anything to do with me vomiting, i'm just bragging).
                    yea, my girlfriend takes iron in the morning because if she doesn't she starts throwing up and can't even eat breakfast.

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                    • #25
                      Not to rain on anybody in specifics parade, but do any of you now feel cooler pretending that you smoke pot on a regular basis? Personally, I think that if you like to flaunt it online (or at least pretend) you're a schmuck. My 2 cents. That is all.

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                      • #26
                        Yes, we are cooler, but you are lame as ever, Lizard Fool.
                        Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                        5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                        • #27
                          Noah you can do that without smooking weed you know!
                          1. Sit down
                          2. Press your palms towards your neck artery
                          3. Hyperventilate for like 1 min
                          4. Stand up quick!


                          Voila, faint like a girl!

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                          • #28
                            At worst a brain tumour, relax Noah.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Lizard Fuel View Post
                              Not to rain on anybody in specifics parade, but do any of you now feel cooler pretending that you smoke pot on a regular basis? Personally, I think that if you like to flaunt it online (or at least pretend) you're a schmuck. My 2 cents. That is all.
                              lol pretend? sorry im not 15, i smoke everyday all day at least 1 1/2 oz's a week and thats just my personal shit

                              i smoke:
                              while at work (since i own the bitch)
                              at home (since i own the bitch)
                              in my car (since i own 3)

                              what do you own?

                              pretend you own something, come on

                              btw, nice job fucking up the gallery, way to flaunt skills you didnt havef

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                              • #30
                                o/ money. you're my new online hero.

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