Competition Lines

[Careh]

Ya know those competitions where you gotta answer "I want to win because....."

and you got 30 words to say summat, well a mate has been annoying me asking what she should put, and me being the uncreative reject i am decided to ask for outside help.

Whats the best line to stick in here?

[Fit of Rage]

You talking about things like the Miss America pagent? It would undoubtably be something that ended in "...and I will give each and every judge awesome head after the show."

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

"i will buy everyone in the world a puppy and a 6 pack of old milwaukee"

[pv=nrt]

THE BEAST WILL PUT HAIR ON YOUR NIPPLES

[Method]

"I will rub myself in lamp oil and ignite myself for the crowd."

[k3vin]

"...I will kill everyone here if I don't..."

or

"...and I will give each and every judge awesome head after the show."

Whatever's better

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

"losing means you turn out like daddy."

[Adman]

Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
"losing means you turn out like daddy."

in this quote, it refers to all of conc's harem. They say that to their children. (all of them fathered by conc of course, maybe the odd {insert other pallies member name here ie. Divine rides} infant.)

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

What can I say, other than that the bitches can't get enough of Concrete "Five Sizes Too Big In All the Right Places" Schlyrd.

[ÆNIMA]

"You will be forced to watch reruns of Oprah if you don't pick me" *smiles*