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Rapitorially speaking: seeking advice not theory
I have been having a very intellectual discussion with castromarx and I have decided to open it up to public debate. So there's this totally bangin' high school chick that walks by my house everyday and I so totally want to fuck her right like WHOA boy. I mean like I am super cool and have like ten bitches and a 24yr old girlfriend but she is at work all week so I can call up and fuck these boos like whenever you know right but my hormones are raging against my machine and I totally want to SLAM this young chick, right, so well one day I just started talking to her. Turns out she is my friend's sister and we are like tight, right, he showed me how to hack into the computer network at my university so I can play subspace in class so we are like crossing-fingers tight, right, well so I am totally over there all the time just chillin' you know.
So it's been like three weeks and this past weekend we went to see Cloverfield together and whoa like that movie was SO TOTALLY AWESOME but I actually already saw it opening night because I am super into monster movies but like she was going you know, so I totally went. We sat next to each other and she got super scared when Hud was like holding the camera and like the monster hit that shit and it came flying down near them and she was like talking to the movie like, "NO DON'T GO NEAR THE MONSTER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!" But it was chill, I put my hand on her thigh and my friend totally didn't even see. I was getting texts like the whole time so I just busted out my phone because I can't keep those bitches waiting, you know? I got one of them iPhones because I am really cool and she totally loves it.
So anyway my friend threw this party last night and it was a TOTAL RAGER like the cops showed up and we just started throwing bottles and shit at them, you know, being like "FUCK YOU FUCKING PIGS WITH YOUR DONUTS!" and all that shit but I was getting lots of texts so I peaced after a while and like I'm so totally pissed that my friend is getting in trouble you know like it so totally was not his fault I mean like he was throwing shit, too, but it was the people at the party you know? So anyway I totally made out with his sister during the commotion and now she is texting me all day and my 24yr old gf was like "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?!?" and I'm like "Bitch, SUCK MY DICK" and she is like "Okay" because she wasn't at work and like that's all we do because what else is she good for, you know?
She's like totally into Hilary Clinton and I'm all like "Bitch," because that's what I refer to her as, Bitch, so I'm like "Bitch, listen, Hilary is really getting paid by Neo-Conservatives to run for president because they don't want Obama in office and also because they want her to wage another covert war like Charlie Wilson on those fucking Commy bastards in Russia, fucking Pushkin, you know, but call it 'The War on Anger' because like everyone will totally be like 'Yeah, Anger fucking sucks!!' but really it will just fail and then no one will ever want a woman in office again. So listen, bitch, let me recap: The Bush Administration is backing Hilary Clinton so she will keep the war machine churning and they know she will fail so then everyone will see how much women and Democrats suck in office so then they will vote Republican again and again and again!"
And now my 24yr old gf is like so totally mad at me and now we can't go club or hang out like we normally do because we are so totally awesome but like I got needs, you know, and like I can't be beating off 24/7 which I never beat off anyways because I call up some of my bitches but like it's cool for me to beat off because I don't need any pictures I just think of that totally banging high school chick and then I think of my ripped sixpack abs and my gf who is 24 and it's like super easy but I may as well be baning sum1 you know? And like I totally think the high school chick is down but so here is where I need your help, tell me what you think.
So okay, she had a few drinks last night before everyone started throwing the full beer bottles because they ran out of empty ones and like, I think she would so totally want to and she's like beautiful, right? Well so I been talking to her today and she is coming over to watch a movie tomorrow night and like my gf who is 24yr old is working so we can't club or hang out or fuck like we normally do and like I was discharged from the military and I'm just really built, in between my TWD matches with Paladen and Boxer and Stray and Viper I just flex my wrists with that cool wrist-flexy thing and clench my butt cheeks and do crunches so I am like totally buff so I can totally see why she would want to hit this, which I think she does but I am not sure.
But so really, what do you think, I have some of these roofies that I got from my friend at this club because we are really cool and I like totally thought it was X but it's definitely GHB and I'm thinking I'm going to go ahead and drug this high school chick. I am pretty sure she is 16 because she like dated my brother and he's only two years younger than me and while I really like my gf who is 24 I have like needs, you know, and my other bitches are fun and all but I think I really need some rape to get me going. I think I am going to do it but like I can't talk to my really cool in real life friends because they are all out clubbing and I always consult the general Trench Wars public before I commit a crime.
So what do you think?
So it's been like three weeks and this past weekend we went to see Cloverfield together and whoa like that movie was SO TOTALLY AWESOME but I actually already saw it opening night because I am super into monster movies but like she was going you know, so I totally went. We sat next to each other and she got super scared when Hud was like holding the camera and like the monster hit that shit and it came flying down near them and she was like talking to the movie like, "NO DON'T GO NEAR THE MONSTER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!" But it was chill, I put my hand on her thigh and my friend totally didn't even see. I was getting texts like the whole time so I just busted out my phone because I can't keep those bitches waiting, you know? I got one of them iPhones because I am really cool and she totally loves it.
So anyway my friend threw this party last night and it was a TOTAL RAGER like the cops showed up and we just started throwing bottles and shit at them, you know, being like "FUCK YOU FUCKING PIGS WITH YOUR DONUTS!" and all that shit but I was getting lots of texts so I peaced after a while and like I'm so totally pissed that my friend is getting in trouble you know like it so totally was not his fault I mean like he was throwing shit, too, but it was the people at the party you know? So anyway I totally made out with his sister during the commotion and now she is texting me all day and my 24yr old gf was like "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?!?" and I'm like "Bitch, SUCK MY DICK" and she is like "Okay" because she wasn't at work and like that's all we do because what else is she good for, you know?
She's like totally into Hilary Clinton and I'm all like "Bitch," because that's what I refer to her as, Bitch, so I'm like "Bitch, listen, Hilary is really getting paid by Neo-Conservatives to run for president because they don't want Obama in office and also because they want her to wage another covert war like Charlie Wilson on those fucking Commy bastards in Russia, fucking Pushkin, you know, but call it 'The War on Anger' because like everyone will totally be like 'Yeah, Anger fucking sucks!!' but really it will just fail and then no one will ever want a woman in office again. So listen, bitch, let me recap: The Bush Administration is backing Hilary Clinton so she will keep the war machine churning and they know she will fail so then everyone will see how much women and Democrats suck in office so then they will vote Republican again and again and again!"
And now my 24yr old gf is like so totally mad at me and now we can't go club or hang out like we normally do because we are so totally awesome but like I got needs, you know, and like I can't be beating off 24/7 which I never beat off anyways because I call up some of my bitches but like it's cool for me to beat off because I don't need any pictures I just think of that totally banging high school chick and then I think of my ripped sixpack abs and my gf who is 24 and it's like super easy but I may as well be baning sum1 you know? And like I totally think the high school chick is down but so here is where I need your help, tell me what you think.
So okay, she had a few drinks last night before everyone started throwing the full beer bottles because they ran out of empty ones and like, I think she would so totally want to and she's like beautiful, right? Well so I been talking to her today and she is coming over to watch a movie tomorrow night and like my gf who is 24yr old is working so we can't club or hang out or fuck like we normally do and like I was discharged from the military and I'm just really built, in between my TWD matches with Paladen and Boxer and Stray and Viper I just flex my wrists with that cool wrist-flexy thing and clench my butt cheeks and do crunches so I am like totally buff so I can totally see why she would want to hit this, which I think she does but I am not sure.
But so really, what do you think, I have some of these roofies that I got from my friend at this club because we are really cool and I like totally thought it was X but it's definitely GHB and I'm thinking I'm going to go ahead and drug this high school chick. I am pretty sure she is 16 because she like dated my brother and he's only two years younger than me and while I really like my gf who is 24 I have like needs, you know, and my other bitches are fun and all but I think I really need some rape to get me going. I think I am going to do it but like I can't talk to my really cool in real life friends because they are all out clubbing and I always consult the general Trench Wars public before I commit a crime.
So what do you think?
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