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    I'm stuck on what to do. I suppose I could buy new, but if I did, it would be more of a base model, or I could go back a couple years, say 30-35 years old and get a nicer woman with a few miles on her. There is another twist. I actually pimp women in a decent sized operation and they would take care of me if I chose to buy from them. Here are my options:

    27 year old from Ingolstadt (Black, worn but decent) $300

    24 year old from Atlanta, Georgia (Black, good condition) $410

    33 year old from Munich (White, yyyNICE! - we're talking professional) $450

    19 year old from Tokyo (White, very fresh and azn++) $500

    20 year old from San Francisco (White, Reduced price because of amputation) $275

    Obv, I can't exactly say who I work for, but I don't know if I should stay loyal to them, or seek a bargain. Whatcha think?


    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

  • #2
    useless crap
    RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
    RaCka> mad impressive

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    • #3
      You need to buy life for writing such a crap.

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      • #4
        I actually thought this was fucking hilarious. Well done.

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        • #5
          hes rippin off the car thing arnt you...

          but it gave me a heh...about it
          Call me Hadoken cus' Im down right FIERCE

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          • #6
            Originally posted by castromarx View Post
            I actually thought this was fucking hilarious. Well done.
            thats why your a 12 year old
            RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
            RaCka> mad impressive

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            • #7
              I know 12 year olds who can still differentiate "your" and "you're." I guess we know where that places you.
              Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Exalt View Post
                thats why your a 12 year old
                you'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyo u'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou' reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou're you'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyo u'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou'reyou' ref

                Edit: Good call conc.
                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                • #9
                  ahah, quality.
                  Originally posted by turmio
                  jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                  Originally posted by grand
                  I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                  • #10
                    LOL YOU'RE*f

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                    • #11
                      I giggled.
                      Pandagirl!

                      (ph)>12 is just right

                      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                      1:Chao <ER>> at all
                      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                      Chao <ER> - hero

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by castromarx View Post
                        I actually thought this was fucking hilarious. Well done.
                        I'm with this man.

                        Go with the 19 yr old from tokyo. Everything is more expensive there, but I'm sure it's worth it because odds are she'll sound like you're hurting her.
                        TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                        TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                        TelCat> i dont

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                        • #13
                          I browsed it, I appreciated it.
                          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                          Originally posted by Richard Creager
                          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                          • #14
                            success
                            Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                            You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                            There wont be another election for president.
                            Obama is the Omega President.
                            http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                            • #15
                              well done!

                              A question to those from London or the UK, do the Phone Booths (That still exist) get covered with stickers of prostitutes w/phone numbers on a daily basis only to be scraped off every evening & to only be covered once again in a matter of hours?

                              People here in the States or at least Philly would go apeshit seeing such a thing. A Murder...ehh...no big deal, but a prostitute advertising on a phone booth using a stcker!
                              May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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