is it true in canada

[Exalt]

fucking straight edge health freaks

i smoke, i drink, i do drugs, i have sex

i also enjoy bacon and eggs for breakfast

i like eating meat

i like cheeseburgers that are full of oily goodness, and french fries that are soggy from grease, and any other kind of greasy food that will clog my arteries and pores

i will do these things until im dead, which may or may not be sooner than you. However, I will die knowing I enjoyed myself along the way.

You straight edge vegan fucks may say that I will die of a heart attack or cancer or something and I laugh, because you will die of something one day too. And it quite possibly could be from a heart attack or cancer. Or a car accident, get run over from a bus, a plane crash, a suicide bomber, a nuclear fallout, a brain spasm while having sex, choking on your vegetarian garbage burgers, aids from taking it in the butt, or if your very lucky, in your sleep. Any way you look at it however, you will die of something someday.

[iLDuce]

that's nice

[Noah]

I were looking for a picture with someone doing thumbs up, with that exact caption.

I gave up after about 30 seconds.

[Emaho]

Drink water! Healthier and better for the enviroment!

[project dragon]

fucking straight edge health freaks

i smoke, i drink, i do drugs, i have sex

i also enjoy bacon and eggs for breakfast

i like eating meat

i like cheeseburgers that are full of oily goodness, and french fries that are soggy from grease, and any other kind of greasy food that will clog my arteries and pores

i will do these things until im dead, which may or may not be sooner than you. However, I will die knowing I enjoyed myself along the way.

You straight edge vegan fucks may say that I will die of a heart attack or cancer or something and I laugh, because you will die of something one day too. And it quite possibly could be from a heart attack or cancer. Or a car accident, get run over from a bus, a plane crash, a suicide bomber, a nuclear fallout, a brain spasm while having sex, choking on your vegetarian garbage burgers, aids from taking it in the butt, or if your very lucky, in your sleep. Any way you look at it however, you will die of something someday.

So... discussing caffeine in soda-pop makes us straight edge vegan fucks?

Who knew.

[Facetious]

mountain dew is the only casualty of the law but that doesnt make the law any less stupid

apparently energy drinks dont count because they are marketed as supplements or something

[genocidal]

The sad part is, this law probably took days of debate to pass.

[Louis XV]

fucking straight edge health freaks

i smoke, i drink, i do drugs, i have sex

i also enjoy bacon and eggs for breakfast

i like eating meat

i like cheeseburgers that are full of oily goodness, and french fries that are soggy from grease, and any other kind of greasy food that will clog my arteries and pores

i will do these things until im dead, which may or may not be sooner than you. However, I will die knowing I enjoyed myself along the way.

You straight edge vegan fucks may say that I will die of a heart attack or cancer or something and I laugh, because you will die of something one day too. And it quite possibly could be from a heart attack or cancer. Or a car accident, get run over from a bus, a plane crash, a suicide bomber, a nuclear fallout, a brain spasm while having sex, choking on your vegetarian garbage burgers, aids from taking it in the butt, or if your very lucky, in your sleep. Any way you look at it however, you will die of something someday.

This is why socialized medicine is a terrible idea. :turned:

[Jerome Scuggs]

democracy: preventing tyranny of the majority since oh shi-

[Cops]

There's generally no caffine in lemon-lime drinks and rootbeer... just, how they are.... But, have anyone ever had the clear "white lightning" jolt? That is delic'

the blue cans of jolt are fucking awesome, it's like liquid cocaine.

[DoTheFandango]

mountain dew + beefeater gin
=
mountain gew (jew).

soooo good

[PaulOakenfold]

you can only have sex with men in canada

[Cops]

you can only have sex with men in canada

that's why you make a monthly stop across the border.

[Jerome Scuggs]

There's generally no caffine in lemon-lime drinks and rootbeer... just, how they are.... But, have anyone ever had the clear "white lightning" jolt? That is delic'

weird, i just found a store that sells it here, a few days ago

on the side it says "IT'S ALL POS", meaning "positive", but it still makes me chuckle

[Hakaku]

I don't know, as far as I know in Canada, all pop has caffeine in it (although I'm not too sure about Gingerale brands), including Coca Cola, Pepsi, rootbear, mountain dew, 7up, orange crush, etc. etc. The only time pop drinks don't is when they're Diet drinks (and labelled caffeine-free). Although diet drinks are no better than regular drinks, as they can both cause cancer in the long run (and diet has aspartame, which is related to MSG)

Not that I really care.