your worst ended relationship

[Ephemeral]

Ever wake up and find her standing over you with a knife? Now THAT will end a relationship fast.

[Vykromond]

Ever wake up and find her standing over you with a knife? Now THAT will end a relationship fast.

Is there a story here? Tell us the story.

[RoDNeY]

Cut off communication. period. The more and more you listen to her lies all that's going to happen is have your hope go through the ceiling and then crashing down again fast because she will let you down like she already has. She wants to play you like that....why bother. Girls are weird and sometimes just need their "space", I'm sure you heard that already at least 100 times. Move on big man. College soon if your not already in it, I forgot what you said in your post, college will be a dream come true for you and you will get over this girl, don't worry.

ps. how long were you with her?

ive known her for 9 years and weve been great friends teh whole time, 5 years ago we dated for almost 2 years, then we got back together about... 7 months ago and then all this started happening... OH and we both lost our virginity to each other so it kind of has more meaning to the realationship and stuff just another reason its harder to walk away, but today will be operation IGOREDAHOE ill let you know how it works out when i get home later on at like 6...

[SEAL]

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Anyways,
1. You know the answer, and what to do yourself already.
2. Learn from this. Alot of people say they do, but fall into the same trap/ get into the same thing again in the a relationship... so learn from it and do what you've learned.

[Pearl Jam]

Yeah, I just had a 2+ year relationship hit a giant brick wall all at once. No relationship will ever end well when the breakup isn't mutual (and it usually isn't). Trust me.

I think the problem nowadays is that with shit like facebook/myspace etc. you'll want to check it pretty often to see what they're up to/who they're dating/who is hitting on them. It sounds ridiculous, but I've seen multiple friends go through the same phase. I would seriously just remove them from your friends list if you find yourself doing that.

The trick is to not let them hold you at arm's length. Get out of there. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger once said, "get down...get to the choppa".

[CrvenBan]

VROOM VROOM TOUGH GUY COMING THROUGH MOVE OUTTA THE WAY PUSSIESf

You better be or you'll be running out of healthy toes.

[castromarx]

Crven is right.

[Noah]

Just to be another one to reinforce the advice, I'll say it as well.

Cut her off your life right now, like band aid. From what I'm reading, she could use the periods where you are cut off to have an emotional excuse to fuck others.

She will probably be attracted by you when you show some strength, and she'll want to be back with you more and more until she gives up. If you let her do that, then she has conquered your strength. It won't take long before she gets her view back to her normal insecure self, and it will get back the way it was.

If I were you, go fuck someone else to seal the deal. You'll deal back a fragment of what she's dealt to you, and it will feel good. Hopefully that will get her to realize that you're done with her. Also, fucking new girls is always good for everything.

[genocidal]

I'm feeling kind of charitable and I'm at work so since the deed is done I'll provide some consolation to an internet person I don't know.

I dated a girl for 5 years and we broke up 8 months ago. I know people will tell you this and you won't believe it but it really has been the best 8 months of my life - and it can be of yours too. I'm only 21 so 5 years is a long time (you don't have shit on me). I barely even remembered what it was like to be single. In fact, the last time I took a girl on a date other than my girlfriend I got the drunk driving speech from a concerned Dad and I was just barely 16 years old. While I did get used to having a best friend/girlfriend combination and generally doing shit in pairs I finally fucking realized that I'm not 50 years old and doing shit by yourself is better anyway. I've got so much more time now and I can flirt with and hook up with girls without feeling like a terrible person the next day now.

If this whore was fucking happy to break up you really need to take some of the advice in this thread and give the bitch something to cry about. Hurt her feelings, it will make you feel better. I'm not just saying this because I'm an asshole (in fact, I go out of my way to be very nice to my ex because I feel terrible about some of the things I did in our relationship) but because it's sound advice.

You're single now, look out for number 1 and nothing else. You need to get a little more egomaniacal and mean. Girls like mean guys. I can't explain it dude, it's just the way the world works.

So here's my checklist to success (and I'm an expert):

1) Call her up and make her cry. Be creative, you dated her for two years so I know that you know her pressure points. Maybe she's uncomfortable about her weight or intelligence. Pick something and tear into her. You'll feel better and she'll finally feel bad about treating you like shit.

2) Join a club/group/church/anything that's somewhat social. Hell take a dance class. Do something where you're forced to meet a lot more people. I'm sure you have your own friends but now that you've freed up some time you need to meet some more people. Who knows, you may get lucky and get your dick sucked. Just don't talk about your ex ever especially to women.

3) Don't talk to your ex after you make her cry at all. If you must, wait at least 6 months before you answer any phone calls (for God's sake, don't call her). If you really want to in 6 months you'll hopefully have the right perspective to do so and she'll realize how unnecessary she is to you, which only makes girls want you more.

4) This is the most important: don't let yourself do anything stupid like get into another relationship soon. If you're not enjoying being single then you're doing it wrong. You don't need some cunt to make yourself feel good or needed or not lonely. It may be tempting because more girls may want to date you than you think. When I broke up with my girlfriend a lot of my friends that were female began to show interest I guess because a long relationship makes you look stable or something. Be wary, and don't be too nice. Knock 'em and drop 'em.

5) You're going to have to do it eventually so you might as well start soon. Actively pursue women. It sucks waiting for them to come to you and nobody is that much the man unless you're an athlete or millionaire. I've found myself doing things I thought I'd never do (like going to clubs) with women. Make it a goal to fuck some random whore within a month of the breakup. You may not feel better, but you sure as hell won't feel worse.

^.

[Epinephrine]

That sucks Maybe you should try just being friends with her? I've kinda been in a situation like she is in, but not that extreme. I think the reason she keeps leaving you is because she realizes she doesn't like you, but then she misses you and comes back. It's a vicious cycle. Make it clear to her that you just want to be friends and eventually she'll realize she just wants to be friends with you. And then you can live happily ever after.

As for my worst relationship, it was when my boyfriend cheated on me with this skank. So I hacked his myspace page and put it full of gay porn, and posted naked pictures of his girlfriend online. Juvenile? Maybe. But I was a sophomore, I didn't care :P

How did you get naked pictures of his girlfriend!??!?!




As for original topic, I think it's time for Nickname to tell his story :fear:

[Liquid Blue]

that's actually a pretty funny story, but I doubt he's going to tell you

I had to actually log in to subspace (gasp) a few months back to get him to tell me

[Squeezer]

Breaking up with girls sucks.

It's really easy when they cheat on you however. Bitch...

[RoDNeY]

well... so far i have not said a word to her since before i made this thread lastnight, and kind of funny enough she hasnt said a word to me either, makes me kind of happy to know that she doesnt care enough to text or call all day when she had all day with nothing to do except other dudes... ive done this ignore thing once before, and she finally broke the silence at 10 pm, but she just got a new job and its a steakn resturant so its open from 4pm till 1am so she doesnt get home till 2, and half the time she just stays at smoeone from works house, and shes been all buddy buddy with this josh kid from work lately, so i figured they fucked, so that makes this easier... i just want this to fucking stop so i can go on and stop worrying about her bitch ass..
and i shit on her picture to make me feel better, but im not good at drawing horns or flames... lets have a fuckign contest, who can make the best picture...

[Pandagirl!]

How did you get naked pictures of his girlfriend!??!?!

A lady never tells.

but she just got a new job and its a steakn resturant so its open from 4pm till 1am so she doesnt get home till 2

Remember our conversation about the water in your town? I bet she drank some while at work. Mystery solved.

[RoDNeY]

A lady never tells.



Remember our conversation about the water in your town? I bet she drank some while at work. Mystery solved.

refresh my memory?