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    Teach me how to speak beautifully

    Hi. I forgot my english somewhat so I came here to ask for your help. Teach me some fun and funne curse phrases in american. If you want, you can use them to offense me, so bring it on you fat lazy americans :turned:
    If you won't get yur ass outta here immediatly, I'll make the hole in it bigger than the Grand Canyon!
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    hsgjklgh
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

    internet de la jerome
    because the internet | hazardous

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    • #3
      Jerome Scuggs
      and what does that mean, my very special little friend?
      If you won't get yur ass outta here immediatly, I'll make the hole in it bigger than the Grand Canyon!

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      • #4
        pokasd
        Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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        • #5
          meekrob
          Originally posted by Tone
          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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          • #6
            I'd help you, Only I speak english and not american. Sorry. If you need someone to speak Canadian, Eh, I'm your man.
            The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

            Originally posted by Richard Creager
            All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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            • #7
              I can teach you to scream at old ladies, and how to throw viking axes after them.
              Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

              5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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              • #8
                puta
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #9
                  lol homogaf
                  5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                  5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                  5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                  1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                  1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                  • #10
                    WinnieTheBum, you may say this to your friends with a "mean-looking face", while pointing your finger in their chest

                    I mafuk yu op

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                    • #11
                      Honorificabilitudinitatibus

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                      • #12
                        Noah
                        Go on O_o
                        If you won't get yur ass outta here immediatly, I'll make the hole in it bigger than the Grand Canyon!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Xog View Post
                          WinnieTheBum, you may say this to your friends with a "mean-looking face", while pointing your finger in their chest

                          I mafuk yu op
                          Don't you mean "pointing a finger at their ass"

                          HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

                          GOOD ONE SOUPERO

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                            Soupero is gay soupero is gay suoperu is gay soupero is girl soupero is gayboy.
                            (Paradise)>dj sage
                            (HELLZNO!)>is he good, ive never heard his music
                            1: Dynasty> LOL
                            1:vue> LOL
                            1:Cap> LOOL

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Shan View Post
                              Soupero is gay soupero is gay suoperu is gay soupero is girl soupero is gayboy.
                              You speak nothing but truth
                              help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

                              4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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