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Don't you love the fact that no matter what political or ethical stance is being taken in a protest, there are always drunk idiots causing riots just to steal shit?
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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lol someone in my office back home is in kosovo right now..and he said they burned down the gate to their base the other day. that'll teach me for being the one to say I was the only one seeing combat this rotation :PI'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
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oh you're not dead?
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