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  • Seriously, TW forums are dead today.

    Post moar, faggots, it's sunday, and I'm too tired to do anything besides browsing shit. +10 e-credits if anyone spots this.
    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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    Go to Malvik and stare at blond girls :wub:
    "... I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep." -R. Frost

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Noah View Post
      Post moar, faggots, it's sunday, and I'm too tired to do anything besides browsing shit. +10 e-credits if anyone spots this.
      lol well other people probably got in an argument with cops and made him cry so he logged on his brothers name and banned them for 3 months...thats why theyre dead today
      I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
      I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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      • #4
        Fuck, only 2 replies? I told you guys to fucking post MOAR, MOAR!
        Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

        5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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          Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

          5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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            • #7
              you could always log on subspace and play with your squad might..
              Originally posted by Tyson
              There is no such thing as hoologians there are only football supporters.
              Originally posted by HeavenSent
              Hello? Ever tried to show a Muslim a picture of Mohammed? I dare anyone to try. You will die.
              Originally posted by Izor
              Women should never be working in the first place.

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              • #8
                Yeah right..

                The last time I did that shit it ended up with Da1 spamming me with pictures of his cock.
                Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                • #9
                  Slept too much in the past few nights, I couldn't fall asleep tonight. It is 5am and I have to get up in 3 hours.


                  I have a situation here: my life is kind of boring here, so I decided to play more jokes on people (good heart typed ones of course).

                  For example, one of my friend is called another friend of mine a stalker on his facebook for she constantly sms-ed him and called him twice in a few days time. She wanted revenge so I messaged him and told him I gave her his address, so if he ever heard anything unusual in the middle of the night, it would be most unfortunate.

                  He called me up as soon as he received the message, I told him it wasn't true (for I barely remembered where he lived).

                  The other time I bcc (blind cc-ed) a long email (with a lot replies) to a bunch of my friends because the email was misleading and made two of my friends looked like as if they were going out (while they were not).

                  The list goes on ...

                  Now I think some of my friends started to be wary of me, what should I do. I am not sure but I think I might be (just might be) on their blacklist. I can not ask because it would be weird to ask people "am I on your blacklist coz of all the jokes I played and spam emails I have sent you"?

                  What should I do, dammit!
                  ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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                  • #10
                    I just found the internet and it is great.

                    f

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                      I concur.
                      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                      • #12
                        i c wat u did ther
                        TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                        TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                        TelCat> i dont

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                        • #13
                          last night pavement had a soccer game, i showed up and watched... they were incredible. the thing is, north louisiana has -never- been competitive in soccer, and suddenly pavement's team goes almost undefeated (one loss to a local school) and bam, state champions! and what more, they made the other team look like fuckin newbies. in order to take posession they had to man up 3 guys to one, which is made even funnier by the fact that our guys were all like half as tall as theirs

                          anyways we won and i said hello to pave and went off, and some usual people call me up and invite my smoking buddy and i to this dude's house. i know the dude, he's hung out, rolls excellent blunts etc etc so im thinkin cool. we show up and there's like 10 people there, and we start playing beer pong and smoking blunts and shit and this guy rolls up in an SUV, a 2003 chevrolet suburban Z71, leather and XM satellite and shit. since i had been drinking the least (im pretty ok at the pong to be quite modest), i got the keys and we took that bitch out. the cool thing was - the SUV, as it turns out, was "borrowed" and the dude who "borrowed" it didn't like the guy so much, so we broke into a construction yard and went mudding, almost hit a ton of shit. it was awesome, we were in a field at 3am, with 9 people in this car, careening around at 35-40mph. so after like completely turning this white SUV mud-brown, we then hop over to bickham dixon park, which is famous in shreveport as the -only- place with hills and elevations in the road. so we started hitting "ramps" at 65-70mph, and we definitely got some air, because on the 5th time 'round i hit the ramp, popped up, and landed pretty nose-down, and wound up ripping off the bottom foglights. all the motion made all the drunk people sick, so then the windows came down and everyone pukes alllll over the side of this SUV. we go down to the boat launch on the red river and i let noah drive around, and he proceeds to then run us into a few trees, after which we all get out and piss on the car.

                          we returned to his place at 4-5am, at which point we hotboxed a room with 4 blunts and used an electric flyswatter on the one kid who had passed out. i also found out that noah, the guy whose house we were at, was the brother of this chick i have known forever. it was really weird, because she's all nice and not very shady, and her brother, well, he makes his own tye-dye shirts. nuff said.

                          i came home at 5am and wanted to write this post because ive left out like 70% of the AWESOME and ILLEGALITY that was last night, but i was pretty messed up and c-span was on and the last thing i heard before dropping dead was "the economic outlook in ohio around here is pretty bad, but that can be attributed to howard stern's penis". i was pretty confused until i woke up and poked around and discovered that apparently, there's a group of people dedicated to crank-calling the C-SPAN open-phone sessions, so cool
                          NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                          internet de la jerome

                          because the internet | hazardous

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                          • #14
                            epic
                            "... I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep." -R. Frost

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                            • #15
                              did i mention i finished the night with more weed than i started? wtf?
                              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                              internet de la jerome

                              because the internet | hazardous

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