Starship Troopers 3: Maruader - No Joke

[Dameon Angell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_woGjV_q8fM

Anyone remember the original Starship Troopers? Corny ass movie, but so awesome when I was a kid. They had a sequel, Starship Troopers 2, but it was horrible. Straight to DVD affair starring nobodies with no budget and horrible acting, etc.

Well, this movie, it's legit, and has Casper Van Dien doing it $$$. Hell yeah, I say.

[Bioture]

I thought starship troopers 1 was quite passable as a b-rated flick. I mean, bunch of weird looking aliens, boobs, brains getting sucked out - it's good stuff. The 2nd straight to DVD one was simply horrible, and to this day I wish I never saw it. You can read my review of it here: (this is a long time ago):

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=13133

The third one looks like it's going back to the simple and corny formula that made the first one a success. I'll go see it.

[Noah]

I do agree, Starship Troopers were a decent movie at the time. There's just one thing that bothered the fuck out of me about it:

Why the fuck did they send in scores of infantry on an enemy that attacks with sharp claws? The only thing these bugs are good for, is cutting through soft targets. Any armored vehicle could just crash the motherfuckers head on. This is one of the biggest logical and tactical flaws I've seen in a movie, ever.

Why not make a movie about a group of guys having to kill a bunch of shark underwater? We'll arm them with swiss army knives and throw them semi-naked in the water.

Lion hunting movies? Baseball bats.

You get my point, and if you didn't, then I made this post by accident.

[Mantra-Slider]

In my opinion starship troopers is an awesome movie

This movie looks just as shitty as the 2nd one (altho I havent even seen it) and its obvious it lacks the charm of sarcasm and political satire that Verhoeven used to make the 1st one, yes Im gonna go ahead and say it, a classic

[Dameon Angell]

Trust me, nothing can be as bad as that second Starship Troopers movie, even though my dad liked it for some odd reason. But, I like the return of Casper to the cast as Rico and the return of the corny propaganda shorts. In the end, it should be a fun movie

[Zerzera]

I do agree, Starship Troopers were a decent movie at the time. There's just one thing that bothered the fuck out of me about it:

Why the fuck did they send in scores of infantry on an enemy that attacks with sharp claws? The only thing these bugs are good for, is cutting through soft targets. Any armored vehicle could just crash the motherfuckers head on. This is one of the biggest logical and tactical flaws I've seen in a movie, ever.

Why not make a movie about a group of guys having to kill a bunch of shark underwater? We'll arm them with swiss army knives and throw them semi-naked in the water.

Lion hunting movies? Baseball bats.

You get my point, and if you didn't, then I made this post by accident.

Korea? Vietnam? Helicopters, trucks, jeeps and troops, loads ot troops.

Afghanistan? Trucks, tanks and troops, loads of troops.

You get my point? :P

[Noah]

Humans versus humans is different!

[DoTheFandango]

Do you guys realize that the movie is cheesy on purpose? It's suppose to be like those old campy war movies of the 1940's with all the glitz and glamour and guts of the future. It's a giant satire on how our society is going to turn out. You don't even know who the enemies were in the fucking movie. Was it the humans or the bugs? Directors and writers don't forget to use TANKS without reason.

[Liquid Blue]

Yea but it's not the type of cheesy where you and your friends pay 9 bucks each at a theater to see. Mad weak CG and acting, it also looks like they fight in only two shitty green screen areas in the whole movie as well.

Shit should have gone straight to dvd, I'll wait until it gets there.

[FarScape]

The trailer reveal that this movie is going to fail.

[Emaho]

Yeah the original was an awesome movie (when I was a kid) but I think I would just ruin that view if I ever saw it again. I remember you got to see that hot chicks tits also $$$

[Shas'la T'au Kais]

clearly none of you faggots have read the book

[RATTY...]

clearly none of you faggots have read the book

What's a book?

I loved the first movie, nude scene with Denise Richards, and the scene where the brainmonster eats the other guy's brain, lovely.

[Noah]

There's always that one motherfucker who has read the book, and then becoming a superior fuck about it.

ITT: Spot him.

[Shas'la T'au Kais]

Do you guys realize that the movie is cheesy on purpose? It's suppose to be like those old campy war movies of the 1940's with all the glitz and glamour and guts of the future. It's a giant satire on how our society is going to turn out. You don't even know who the enemies were in the fucking movie. Was it the humans or the bugs? Directors and writers don't forget to use TANKS without reason.

it is just posts like this that bring out the superior fuck in me