bitches that keep trying to intrude in your life

[Epinephrine]

Tell her if she wants to talk to you, she needs to suck your dick first. That way you win either way.

[Squeezer]

tell her you're pregnant and it's hers'.

[Cops]

Tell her if she wants to talk to you, she needs to suck your dick first. That way you win either way.

wow I'm shocked and glad you said something like that. Still more shocked though LOL.

[Epinephrine]

Glad to be of service.

[Vatican Assassin]

or could you say what you don't like about them without being an asshole

[Cops]

or could you say what you don't like about them without being an asshole

I think I have a hard time being an asshole in the first place, if I was an asshole I wouldn't have this problem. I try to express myself in a way that isn't vulgar but the message is still carried, but at the same time they keep coming back again and again. Being rude on the internet is a lot easier than being rude in real life.

[tales]

Just tell the ex-girlfriend everything you had to eat the day you talk to her, and do that every time you see her. Thats a surefire way of getting rid of her

[Cops]

how's it going?

i had french toast with syrup

what have you been up to recently

i think i want to eat ribs later tonight

what are you talking about

i like blueberries with a bit of sugar sprinkled on top of them

[Vatican Assassin]

how's it going?

pussy

what have you been up to recently

pussy

what are you talking about

grandmas asshole

i have to write something here or it wont let me post. here watch this its good shit.

http://www.snotr.com/video/936

[Ara]

LOL

..

Just don't answer their calls, or call them. Try to keep away from them or if you
do confront them don't act interested in them. Be passive. They'll fade away.
Your ex-gf will become hotter and successful and you'll be left alone missing her.
Your ex-best friend will get off drugs and find a decent job and you won't know
him anymore. Or he will die of an overdose and you'll always be guessing what if
I had intervened, talked to him or her parents, been a man and taken responsibility
for people around me.

[HeavenSent]

i have to write something here or it wont let me post. here watch this its good shit.

http://www.snotr.com/video/936

LOL
:wub: :fear: :wub:

[Noah]

LOL

..

Just don't answer their calls, or call them. Try to keep away from them or if you
do confront them don't act interested in them. Be passive. They'll fade away.
Your ex-gf will become hotter and successful and you'll be left alone missing her.
Your ex-best friend will get off drugs and find a decent job and you won't know
him anymore. Or he will die of an overdose and you'll always be guessing what if
I had intervened, talked to him or her parents, been a man and taken responsibility
for people around me.

So you should never break the contact with a cheating girlfriend? What the fuck? Are you saying that he should cling on to her like a desperate piece of shit because you'll be alone otherwise? I'd go out en enjoy life on the single side for a while, and after that I'd get a new girlfriend. I'd hate too see anyone stoop as low as taking a cheating girlfriend back, because they've been unable to get anyone else.

Whatever his friend does in the future isn't relevant. He broke all the trust in the friendship. Cops isn't resposible for a thieving drugaddict just because he used to be his friend. Naturally, Cops has probably already tried to steer him away from his current path, and from there he has nothing to do with that trainwreck.

Cops, if you are so horrible with your social life that there is no way for you to replace a cheating whore and a thieving drugaddict because there is a chance that they can rid themselves of the negative sides, then Aras advice is solid.

[Doc Flabby]

1. Tell your ex-best friend you love him (in a sexual way).
2. Tell your ex-girlfriend you'll gay.
3. Hook your ex-best friend and ex-girlfriend up.
4. Watch the hilarity that ensues
5. ?????
6. Profit

[Cops]

i have to write something here or it wont let me post. here watch this its good shit.

http://www.snotr.com/video/936

what the hell is that LOL

[Zeebu]

just kill them