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much like nickname, i too must admit that the truth won't live up to the hype - it was just a link to a search with all of my recent posts.
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ban nickname for racism.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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you know I was going to tell you after that jd jeen, but then you went all afk on me. Oh well.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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Glad to see you are back! I was wondering where you had hopped off too :wub:Originally posted by Nickname View Post
And yes, I know the story. I should say it's really epic so everyone only wants to hear it more :grin:
EDIT- I know it's egotistical as hell but I really like reading my old posts in topics I didn't even remember exist.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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and then there were two...
Immediate Edit: Mother fucker Jeeny, now it's all I can think about. that damn bitch is going to keep me up again as I think of what I should have done vs what I did do. I hate you so much.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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join the clubOriginally posted by Nickname View Post
http://z6.invisionfree.com/Basing_Ba...p?showtopic=53
I cant believe they haven't taken that down yet lol?find dads revengeComment
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ugh. i miss dark moogoo.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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fuck it, i'm turning this thread into the new sexual expedition thread. alright so i just heard this story tonight from my buddy:
there was this guy that we went to school with, his name was nick but my group of friends all called him shiny because he had a shiny forehead and shiny hair. he was greek or something, fuck if i know. anyway, one time we were heading out for lunch like we usually do except he was just kind of standing there when we decided to head out. he ended up coming with us, uninvited, and didn't say a word the entire time. he's kind of a strange kid, i was never a big fan of shiny. that all changed when i heard this story.
my buddy's cousin, brooke, is first year university, the same as him n i and the same as shiny. she's not very good looking. she's very modest looking too so there's not an excess amount going for her look-wise. i happened to work with her for a couple weeks and she's alright, but she complains a shit load. anyway, apparently shiny and brooke kind of knew each other somehow or whatever. long story short they ended up going out to dinner one time since shiny had a thing for her. brooke was kind of like, eehh whatever we'll see how it goes, y'know? it went decently, but they really didn't have too much of a spark going. anyway, they go on a real date out to a movie n shit and after that nick asks her out officially or whatever the fuck. she says no because they don't really know each other and she didn't see it going anywhere. so the next day shiny calls her and apologizes if he was too forward or whatever and asks her to go out for coffee at tim horton's. that goes alright, and shiny gives her a ride home.
on the way home shiny asks her if she wants to play the game 'sex'. for those of you who don't know 'sex' is a car game where when you see a car with one headlight the last person in the car has to hit the roof with their hand has to take a piece of clothing off. the game's also called padiddle and i'm sure there are plenty of variations of this shit (like touching the dashboard). anyway, she immediately replies with no. they stop at a red light and shiny starts taking his shirt off, note not only did she say she wasn't going to play the game but there wasn't even a fucking car with one headlight. she asks him what he's doing and he says that he wants to take it off. so there's shiny without a shirt (i'm sure his chest was glistening) and brooke's sitting there, now feeling extremely awkward. she starts looking out the window or whatever, praying that they get back to her house as fast as fucking possible. she glances back at shiny and get this:
the dude's sitting there completely fucking naked. with a boner. looking at her. THEN he goes in to kiss her.
wow, actually though i have a new found respect for shiny. he is ... fuck. wow. i didn't hear what happened after this but this guy's going to be a legend if it's the last thing i do.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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More plz, Shiny is my kind of anti-hero.Comment
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shiny's story beats mine, thats for sure. guys who can't take a hint are awesome.Last edited by Nickname; 03-06-2008, 12:20 PM. Reason: i changed 'i love guys who can't take a hint' to 'guys who can't take a hint are awesome' to stop jeeny from quoting 'i love guys' and getting a boner himself....he's very lonely, you understand.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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Just make something up nn.. It's for the good of this forum! (and it better be good)Comment
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well i was nailing this fly bird and then it turned out it was mantra-slider and he was mad because this was right after I left diso. RUH ROHThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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Yo, I went up to a thug gangster and he said "Yo motherfucker Weeeeeeeeeee!"Originally posted by Disliked
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