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  • There's leaking lots of fucking water into my apartment!

    Ok, this is brilliant fucking bad luck.

    First off, I've just smoked a joint, and a friend smoked one in here as well. I'm stoned, and my apartment smells like hash. While watching Futurama I heard a distant sound of something rhythmic through my headset. When I'm done with it, I take off the headset, and I hear it much better. I go to investigate, and as soon as I enter the kitchen my feet gets fucking WET!

    It's fucking dripping from THIRTEEN places from my roof, and there were already a quick large pool of water in my kitchen. Thankfully, they were in somewhat the same area. I run up to the door above me, and there's nobody fucking home. I then had to search for their number on the net, and then just start calling around to what I found. He were more than 20 minutes away from the city by car, and had to turn back.

    My fucking landlord is a horrible man. He's been even trailed for some really shady stuff several times. He can barely speak any language except some Asian language. He never fixes anything, and it's a major pain the ass to deal with him. He isn't even answering, and I'm quite sure he has to come down here.

    AND I'M FUCKING STONED!
    I JUST CHECKED AND IT DRIPS FROM 30+ PLACES NOW!
    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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    • #3
      get 30+ pots/pans/cups/bowls

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      • #4
        Get some shit to catch the water and make sure to consistently empty those pots and pans out

        you really don't want mildew to set in
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          oh man that's goign to STINK
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #6
            That happaned at my old place, eventually the roof collapsed.

            Good luck!

            -DB!
            A drunken mans words are a sober mans thoughts

            LIGHT4CHAMPS

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dumbrit!
              That happaned at my old place, eventually the roof collapsed.

              Good luck!
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              • #8
                The bathroom above my kitchen had been flooded over a longer period of time. My landlord came and set up a giant oven that blew hot air straight at the area the water came from. I doubt it will happen again.
                Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                • #9
                  gg nub
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                  • #10
                    You should prolly move man

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                    • #11
                      This thread is ripe for side-splitting Biblical humor.

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