Hash recipes.

[Noah]

I'm going to surprise some of my fellow mellowers with some decent snacks/light meals with hash in it. I'm not an awesome chef, and I don't have a big kitchen.

We're going to be around 4, and we're going to smoke on the side too, so I don't need it to be überpotent.

I need some suggestions, the stuff I found on the internet was usually just way too big meals to make.

Gogo Trench Wars forum! :wub:

[Singularity]

Step 1: Make "green butter" by melting butter in a pan and adding weed to it. Let simmer for about 15 minutes on a low fire while stirring. Pour through sieve.
Step 2: Use in all your favorite receipes involving butter (cake, brownie, french toast etc).
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

[Jerome Scuggs]

yeah, "recipe" just means cannabutter + anything

[gran guerrero]

well I don't want to get into recipes but I can offer some basic smoke tactics that will get the most out of your hash without wasting anything (and you only need a small amount).

Get a thumbtack, shape the hash in a ball-shape around the tack.

Place it on a kitchen counter, and grab the glass used for the blender.

Light the hash and until a flame surrounds it. Put the glass blender on top of it as if it was closing all the smoke inside it.

Drag the lip end so that it leans off the table top, then get a straw and start sucking the smoke out of it like no tomorrow. Easy to do, no smoke goes completely crazy (good if you want to conceal it from certain someone) and doesn't use large quantities of your shit.

You might have constant tunnel vision if you hold it in.

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The next thing I believe almost everyone who smokes regularly should know, but if you don't then here it is. It's called hot knifing.

Heat up 2 knifes using your stove.
Cut off the top half of a 2-liter soda bottle
place one of the knifes (grabbing the cold side of the handle) on the table top so that the sharp, hot edge is leaning off of it. Then place the hash on that knife (be sure to hold the knife or it will fall) then place the other hot knife on top of the hash.
Place the cut off soda bottle on top of it, and start inhaling like it is a gravity bong.

Well that's all for now, and if I'm wrong on any account then plz my stoner community, correct me.
Later Gator!

[Noah]

Yeah, I've used it in butter before. I just poured it on a piece of bread and threw a piece of cheese on top.

I'm really just a fucking newbie in the kitchen, I don't think I've ever used butter in anything else than the frying pan.

[Squeezer]

Knife hits are a hassle, but they get you torn up.

[Singularity]

Wtf noah, you foob. Get your ass over to the süpjermjärket and buy one of those boxes in the baking sections for cake/brownies. Usually you only have to add egg, water and butter to the mix, mix well and pour in the form supplied + bake.
Even you can do it!
(note, if you have to add a certain amount of water, dont be an idiot and pour in way too much)

[DoTheFandango]

using a knife is just like using a vape, its so much fun.

[Noah]

That's a fucking great idea man, Singularity!

Thank you!

[project dragon]

Wtf noah, you foob. Get your ass over to the süpjermjärket and buy one of those boxes in the baking sections for cake/brownies. Usually you only have to add egg, water and butter to the mix, mix well and pour in the form supplied + bake.
Even you can do it!
(note, if you have to add a certain amount of water, dont be an idiot and pour in way too much)

This is usually what my roommates do.

Replace butter/oil with yours.

Add frosting as pleased!