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  • I wrote it, you know it's going to be funny.

    Well, I have written a little trenchwars rap. Enjoy - (Rhyme scheme from "boys in the hood")

    Woke up quick at about noon,
    Just thought that id have to be in Trench Wars soon.
    Gotta Leviterr, before the day begins
    Before the pubbers start bitching about their wins.
    About to host, damn near fell down,
    Pelicans claiming syckphreak was gonna bring TW down.
    Talked to strike to get a laugh,
    Then syckphreak, started spamming the staff.
    Then Strike banned that fag,
    And thats when trenchwars, started to lag.
    It was 50mb packets spamming the game,
    Some newb hacker was trying to get some fame.
    Then we all lagged out,
    I had 5000 people asking me what it was about.
    I said dont worry the game will be back soon,
    It is just some shitty hacker, just some sad little bafoon.
    (Chorus) Cause when someone attacks trenchwars people start to act wierd, Especially when some crappy hacker expects to be f33red, knowing nothing in life, but to cause distress, Grow up little hacker grow some hair on your chest (dum dum dum)
    Bored as hell and I want to play games,
    So I try Hockey Zone, but it just isnt the same.
    So I go to trenchwars forum to express my anger,
    Laugh at the pictures of the hacker getting the middle fanger.
    (Chorus) Cause when hackers attack TrenchWars, you know where to go, Go laugh at the forums calling the hacker a hoe, And thats the end of rhyme, hope you enjoyed it all, Now little hacker, go grow some balls. (dum dum dum)

    Wark <ZH>
    Rabble Rabble Rabble


  • #2
    One bad rhyme deserves another. :\

    Another Lame rap by your favorite clucking staff member based on lyrics from (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

    This is the story all about why,
    Trenchwars got hacked and all the players cried.
    So if you take a minute and just read my rhyme,
    I will explain all about this heinous crime.

    In, Trenchwars Pub born and raised,
    Hunting levi's in cloakers is how I spent most of my days,
    Leviterring, javving, blowing up some crap,
    When Yomama invited me into staff.
    I spend some time just taking calls and hosting some games,
    Then Pelican told me about some guy who was really lame.
    I told Strike and we started to laugh,
    At the moron, who was spamming staff.
    He was a prebubescent hacker who was up to no good,
    Decided to hack trenchwars because it gave him wood.
    He got banned for life, and will probaly get jailed,
    I said "whats the matter syckphreak you look kinda pale"
    Rabble Rabble Rabble

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    • #3
      I could say so many ugly things to you wark.
      But you made a 'rap', so I don't even have to, ty
      some are wise, some are otherwise

      1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
      1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
      1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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      • #4
        I don't even want to think about how many kids reading your replies get turned on by your Image ;P - Food for Thought?
        Rabble Rabble Rabble

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        • #5
          Wow that AIM guy gets mad play first he give sharon stone the high hard one now he shows up on tw giving head. Dame AIM dude is a pimp unlike cheesy white rappers.

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          • #6
            Who says I was a white rapper, I was merely making rhymes in the style of older songs. Perhaps you did'nt read that because they were too long? eesh, there I go with the rhyming again :\
            Rabble Rabble Rabble

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            • #7
              WARK

              ILL RAP IT ILL POST IT EZ
              Tera has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - <3 - in the
              SSCU Trench Wars forum of SSCU Trench Wars Forums.

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              • #8
                err

                i got this ****** rap version and i got this acoustic singing version of the same song. .
                Tera has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - <3 - in the
                SSCU Trench Wars forum of SSCU Trench Wars Forums.

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                • #9
                  Yeah, Easy-E, SPM, and Dynamite Hack (the alternative version) all have sung this song once.
                  Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                  • #10
                    Get thee to General Discussion -PUSH
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                    • #11
                      You got balls wark, you threw yourself infront of the flames and seem to managing the criticism well.
                      it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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                      • #12
                        hahaha, that was pretty cool. i see what you've been doing in the down time.
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                        • #13
                          One Texan to Another!

                          Texas rappers 4 life.

                          To my Texan broda Wark yo! Check it cause we from da street fo reels.
                          -Qbe
                          Trench Wars Player
                          questionedone@hotmail.com
                          STFU GG -NT-.

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                          • #14
                            Im representing Texas with my freestyle rap? I thought I was just rhyming perhaps i need to be slapped :\ ?go turretwar2 - %selfname :P
                            Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                            • #15
                              You know that RAP stands for "Retards Attempting Poetry" yeh?
                              Tigerex

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