Well, I have written a little trenchwars rap. Enjoy - (Rhyme scheme from "boys in the hood")
Woke up quick at about noon,
Just thought that id have to be in Trench Wars soon.
Gotta Leviterr, before the day begins
Before the pubbers start bitching about their wins.
About to host, damn near fell down,
Pelicans claiming syckphreak was gonna bring TW down.
Talked to strike to get a laugh,
Then syckphreak, started spamming the staff.
Then Strike banned that fag,
And thats when trenchwars, started to lag.
It was 50mb packets spamming the game,
Some newb hacker was trying to get some fame.
Then we all lagged out,
I had 5000 people asking me what it was about.
I said dont worry the game will be back soon,
It is just some shitty hacker, just some sad little bafoon.
(Chorus) Cause when someone attacks trenchwars people start to act wierd, Especially when some crappy hacker expects to be f33red, knowing nothing in life, but to cause distress, Grow up little hacker grow some hair on your chest (dum dum dum)
Bored as hell and I want to play games,
So I try Hockey Zone, but it just isnt the same.
So I go to trenchwars forum to express my anger,
Laugh at the pictures of the hacker getting the middle fanger.
(Chorus) Cause when hackers attack TrenchWars, you know where to go, Go laugh at the forums calling the hacker a hoe, And thats the end of rhyme, hope you enjoyed it all, Now little hacker, go grow some balls. (dum dum dum)
Wark <ZH>
Woke up quick at about noon,
Just thought that id have to be in Trench Wars soon.
Gotta Leviterr, before the day begins
Before the pubbers start bitching about their wins.
About to host, damn near fell down,
Pelicans claiming syckphreak was gonna bring TW down.
Talked to strike to get a laugh,
Then syckphreak, started spamming the staff.
Then Strike banned that fag,
And thats when trenchwars, started to lag.
It was 50mb packets spamming the game,
Some newb hacker was trying to get some fame.
Then we all lagged out,
I had 5000 people asking me what it was about.
I said dont worry the game will be back soon,
It is just some shitty hacker, just some sad little bafoon.
(Chorus) Cause when someone attacks trenchwars people start to act wierd, Especially when some crappy hacker expects to be f33red, knowing nothing in life, but to cause distress, Grow up little hacker grow some hair on your chest (dum dum dum)
Bored as hell and I want to play games,
So I try Hockey Zone, but it just isnt the same.
So I go to trenchwars forum to express my anger,
Laugh at the pictures of the hacker getting the middle fanger.
(Chorus) Cause when hackers attack TrenchWars, you know where to go, Go laugh at the forums calling the hacker a hoe, And thats the end of rhyme, hope you enjoyed it all, Now little hacker, go grow some balls. (dum dum dum)
Wark <ZH>
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