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  • #1

    Spicy Sweet Doritos

    They're pretty awesome. I hate to admit when my purchasing power is actually influenced by something, but seeing Stephen Colbert knock back a few on this show really did pique my interest.

    Funniest part--I bought some when I was at the store today getting some groceries. Amidst the green onions, mascarpone, apples and Mendota Springs (lime, motherfucker), etc, sat the purple bag. The checker did his thing, slid the items over the scanner, and when he came to the Doritos, he looks up at me and says "Hey, mind if I ask you a question?"

    "Uh, sure."

    "Do you watch the Colbert Report?"

    We both started laughing, but I kinda felt like a dipshit.
    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.
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    Did you get his phone number?
    Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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    • #3
      No, but I totally gave him a handjob behind the CoinStar machine!
      Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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      • #4
        rofl

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        • #5
          lmfao. I'm going to buy some, and if they ask "Do you watch the Colbert Report?" I'll reply "No, but do you read ConcreteSchlyrd?"
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          • #6
            do you say it like "Skill-yerd" or "Schoolyard"
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #7
              I always thought of it as "Skrill-ed"

              I don't know, his name just runs together for me
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #8
                Concrete Schoolyard, like the song.
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                • #9
                  like lynyrd skynyrd except with an l instead of an n.
                  Originally posted by turmio
                  jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                  Originally posted by grand
                  I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                  • #10
                    i know its 'schoolyard' but in my head i always end up saying 'schlard'


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                    • #11
                      ncv
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                      • #12
                        I always said it "shellard" even though I knew it was schoolyard.

                        And Spicy Doritos are pretty good.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dameon Angell View Post
                          Concrete Schoolyard, like the song.
                          yea but ever since way back when I've been reading it as Concrete Skrlled, matter of fact before this topic I never even really thought about how his name sounded, he's always just been Conc.
                          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                          • #14
                            I always think of it as Shill-erd even though I know it's schoolyard.

                            And I've never seen those Doritos in grocery stores!
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                            • #15
                              I've never seen spicy heat doritos only sweet chili heat. They're fucking amazing though, I wonder if it's the same type of chip just named different for Canada and America.
                              it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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