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there is a local tapas restaurant called the fandango--i've always wanted to take a pic of me dry humping the sign and posting it for dtf...but i never have
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I just bought some and hated it, lol.DELETEDComment
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that'd be touching scurvy.
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Daemon -- I know its a song, I'm a big Dinosaur Jr. fan, it's weird because I know what it means but I view the name as a separate entity from the song. I say Skill-yerdOriginally posted by JeenyussComment
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Back in the days, when I was still young and mediocre at English, I always pronounced it like sjleerd. I thought it referred to glands, like thyroid (Schildklier in Dutch).
Maybe because I have a concreted gland in my neck which was a total pain in those days.
You ate some priest porridge
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sk'll y'dComment
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you guys
nerds
all of youComment
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I just call the guy pretty damn fantastic.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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virgin alertOriginally posted by Jerome Scuggs View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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modest is hottest.Originally posted by Liquid Blue View PostTelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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